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  1. Immortal Platypus
    noooooooooooooo!! WHY!
  2. Immortal Platypus
    that would be terrifying. We're normal, I promise!
  3. Immortal Platypus
    i figured, but just in case they decide to come back or you miss something. 2139
  4. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus sits down to have a proper lunch. "@Sequence, would you like to serve my table? For old times' sake."
  5. Immortal Platypus
    ok, lets stop pinging random people 2137
  6. Immortal Platypus
    probably typed @time 2134
  7. Immortal Platypus
    welcome to the shard, where we do weird things
  8. Immortal Platypus

    *maniacal laughter*

    Once I get the pictures from my friend, all will tremble before the wrath of Steve.

    *maniacal laughter intensifies*

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    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      I don't understand the context either but I know to be concerned.

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      if it's Frank the stick, I will immediately be tracking you down.

    4. Immortal Platypus

      Immortal Platypus

      it is not. It is a creation of my very own

  9. Immortal Platypus
    I don't believe in existing
  10. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus looked over. "Spook, Ene is here!" He grins and waves. "Hi Ene, I don't think we've met, but I'm Platypus, the Narrator of the one you know as Cacophony."
  11. Immortal Platypus
    I give you a paper cut. You fall on the ground in pain and I take the sandwich from your soon-to-be corpse
  12. Immortal Platypus
    You trip and i pick up the sandwich.
  13. Immortal Platypus
    Just because I'm not listening doesn't mean I'm stupid. I notice you steal the sandwich and take it back.
  14. Immortal Platypus
    I stopped listening to you so your blackmail didn't work
  15. Immortal Platypus
    As you didn't say how I was forced to hand it over I don't. I stop listening to you.
  16. Immortal Platypus
    i did miss that for a little bit. I read it already though
  17. Immortal Platypus
    you forgot @Thaidakar the Ghostblood
  18. Immortal Platypus
    I am insulted. The Caterpillar came long before the snail. I steal the sandwich, give it to raven, punch him and take the sandwich back as revenge.
  19. Immortal Platypus
    but you're suffering with me, but you were already here so I don't have the guilt of making you lose d:
  20. Immortal Platypus
    no not that. I know I lose. what if i don't wanna bring more people?
  21. Immortal Platypus
    what if i don't wanna?
  22. Immortal Platypus
    well, don't continue this because this is the wrong thread, but soon is a very relative term. They've been saying soon since pretty much the 1800s. But it is increasing now.
  23. Immortal Platypus
    no, it's an orange goose now so there
  24. Immortal Platypus
    I will not be around as people i love die. I would want to die with them, not outlive them. That hurts me just as much as it does them
  25. Immortal Platypus
    yeah, kinda like that
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