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  1. Immortal Platypus
    Platypus chuckles for a second then calms himself. "You call yourself a god? Is that supposed to intimidate me? I used to control reality. To an extent, I still can. You are Void? I am Light. You are Silence? I am Sound. You are Death? I am Revival, Redemption, and so much more. Johny doesn't scare me."
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    THEN GO READ LES MIS SO YOU CAN WATCH IT!
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    "Do you think that your essence cannot be purified? That is one of the most powerful uses of my magic."
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    you've read stormlight, right? RIGHT?
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    it depends on what you mean by discord. discord can be planned, but usually it is not. Usually it is dissonance which is planned, which is a different thing. discord is the sound that comes when someone plays something wrong, whereas dissonance is a sound that doesn't sound natural, but when given harmonies sounds good.
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    "I cannot. I don't have that ability."
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    "I was sent back to prevent Eddie's death. I've seen it. It is terrible. It cannot happen."
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    nope. Expie, you're just wrong. Elephants are cool... but platypi!
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    The platypus looked at Lilyana. "So... do you have any questions for me?"
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    no. platypi are better
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    "They were... not stolen, but... suppressed? by the god of reality itself. I don't think you can out-powerlevel him."
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    no, that looks nothing like Elan! and it's pronounced platypi I'll have you know. AND PLATYPI ARE COOL AND YOU'LL NEVER CONVINCE ME ANOTHER ANIMAL IS BETTER. I'D RATHER BE A SAPIENT PLATYPUS THAN A HUMAN!
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    fair. that's fair. *glares at wiz*
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    "I... don't think you can do that."
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    broken bones. what are you being for halloween?
  17. Immortal Platypus
    "What the sparks are you talking about?"
  18. Immortal Platypus
    A person I know IRL. When do you wake up?
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    "He's a dark god, committed to remaking the world in his image. He can reshape reality, and the only thing stopping him is his counterpart, the god of reality itself. When did I mention him?" He seemed genuinely puzzled.
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    My username? well, my PFP used to be an orchestra, and I wanted to change my name when do you normally go to bed?
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    "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Wait. Shing-zu-tael?"
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    i really like platypi. i did an AP environmental science report on them what is your favorite class you're taking?
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    "What are you talking about?"
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    The platypus tried to smile back and failed. It's awfully hard to smile with a bill. "Thank you."
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    question?
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