Immortal Platypus

"She won't miss you. You lying manipulator, no one will miss you. Rot in heck, and tell Shing-zu-tael hello from me. Goodbye." The air squeezed inward, choking and tightening, until it crushed the tigress. All that remained was a bloody pulp, floating in the air. A section of the ground floated up, and the remains of the tigress floated into the vacant space, which was then filled by the ground. The platypus walked back over to Eddie, and jumped back onto her head, lying down again.

Woah. you can't be saying those things around here. join TLT. We're by far the craziest.

He dodges, then his eyes grew cold. The air around the tigress seemed to be closing in, blocking escape. "I rebuke you. You were never a good mom, and you are not a good protector. Any last words?"

yah, I've been around for the non-plot parts

The fire fails to catch. Instead, the flames flare up behind him as he jumps off Eddie's head to confront her mom.

normal is a loose term in that case.

The platypus seems to chuckle. The blades reappeared, closer to the tigress. "You dare challenge my control over my blades?"

nah, you don't win when you post. we tell a story there yeah, basically for now. Once we get back out of plot, it'll be back to normal

i was predicting it, not telling you to do it I was right tho

"Then prepare yourself. Eddie, with your permission?" The blades began to close the distance towards the Tigress.

no. there's a reason there are 1807 pages

The platypus stands up, and its blade rises from the ground, crossing with the dagger. "Return them at once Tigress."

well, I had posted last.

TMM The bullet stops hits the ground next to the platypus, then gets thrown back at her nose. It jumps back on her head.

"That means nothing."

you did. you don't anymore

what what mine?

"Then I can't knowingly send Hacob in there." Platypus chuckles, then it turns into a full laugh. "You forget, Death, what I am. I have killed Death before. I can do it again. But sure, we'll call this a fair fight." His Luxblade disappears in a flash of blazingly white light. No armor formed on him, but he seemed confidant. "Your move."

do you spend time around him (and other mutual friends)? If so, sometime when ya'll go do something cool, get a picture and get everyone's numbers to send it to them. Then you'll have his number.

TAL "Not that either. I'm on my own side." Moving Mountains The platypus growled and turned in a circle before lying down. With any luck those forsaken Wyrms would come back, and he could avenge the fallen. No, said a voice in his mind. You have a mission stay focused. He got up, walked over to Eddie, and without warning, jumped, landing on her head, before lying back down, eyes glinting, ready for a fight.

"He wouldn't do that. Wait... How will the security system know that he's taking it to you and not stealing it?" Platypus fights a path through the spirits to where Xyr and Xiahida are sitting, then levels a blade at each. "Do you fear death?"

TAL "That doesn't make us friends." He shuts the door in his face.

TAL "Why in the world would I believe you." He stalks off into his room, one of the rooms for the leaders.

The assassin's lair Heakl glares at him. "And who are you?"