Immortal Platypus

i want a tanavastium-korellium spike!

The platypus felt ice start to form around her feet and so it did the only logical thing to stop her. It licked right next to her ear.

that is a good question. imma steal it. what do I do if there's a guy's choice dance coming up but humans are scary, and I don't know who to ask, and I don't even know if I want to go cause i don't know what they're like?

hey just felt like popping in and saying love ya'll, so love ya! Remember to love yourself! In other news, I felt the spirit stronger than I have since FSY last night, just letting me know it would be ok, so that was awesome.

The platypus hops off of Lilyana's shoulder. "I swear, if anyone is dead when I come back, you all will be, except Eddie, who will be locked up for life." Then he walks over to where the traitor. Couldn't trust him, if he's changed sides once, he's much more likely to do it again. When he got there, he saw Rallohir... kissing her non-breathing body? Oh, he was doing mouth-to-mouth. Had he even tried CPR? Amateurs. He stared as Vena awoke, then left going back to his perch on Lil's shoulder.

The platypus stared everyone down from Lil's shoulder. "Ok, here's what's going to happen. First, everyone stop attacking people. Looking at you Elan. Also, stop threatening people, and that means you too Lilyana. Look, the deaths were bad, but that's no excuse." @The Wandering Wizard @Ancient Elantrian

to what?

but it's usually better to giahpojesbinzbpu

do it. Do it.

The platypus immediately regrets speaking. His blade lunges forward towards Elan 2. Where is Vena now? What will happen to Lil. She's way more fun to be with than Eddie, I don't want her to die.

The platypus lifts the snow off him, then jumps to Lil's shoulder and whispers to her. "He just lost his best friend. Be patient with him."

well, have them go take some. Or bake some. Or make some.

indeed they did

the 'the' is part of TLT and yeah, you get lost if you don't keep track of it

in general, that's good life advice

on TLPW? yeah, no kidding

I've been there for like 300 pages

"Too late," he replied, sitting on her head. "Too late indeed."

Hacob is one of my characters. He's a Narrator. NO! yeah, Wit joined recently so i'd take his advice.