Bird Furious

Haly: nods and backs away, unsure “When he wakes up, tell him… tell him I said bye.”

Haly: “And he’ll be okay? Right?” Carefully sets him on a bed

Ah, but sir, you have forgotten that… IT FALLS RIGHT THROUGH ME However, the spell took effect, so I guess that wasn’t as dramatic as it could have been…

The gargantuan baby killer built a castle out of mini m&ms with tasty chickens, but they exploded when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly to eavesdrop on squirmy food

I WILL BURNS DA TABLE

Hawthorne is pale, kneeling next to Isadore “She’s not okay.” Haly: “We’ve got to get TAAron to the medbay of the clinic. But I’ll be back. Promise.” Hawthorne: “I… okay. Good luck.” Haly drags TAAron carefully through the portal “Nameless, where’s the medbay?”

Haly: “Yeah. Let’s go.” Goes accordingly She was grasping at straws rly

HE HATH!!

I felt the exact same way! <3 I love being like people.

Haly sets the page down “Maybe. Probably. Test the DNA.” Sighs “What do we do now?”

Haly walks over to read it. “This is bizarre,” she whispers.

The gargantuan baby killer rabbit built a castle out of mini m&ms with Sriracha chickens, but they exploded when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons endeavored earnestly

Haly: “Me too! ME. TOO.” Isadore: “All… all right…” Hawthorne: “Can you…” Isadore: “Yes. Of course.” Takes a deep, steadying breath and raises her hands, then sends them both along the thread Isadore collapses and Hawthorne is left with two unconscious ppl

If you’re bored at all… draw Lyra Shes like 15 and she has a headband-crown thing and fancy clothes prolly She’s strawberry-blonde and looks fairly sweet/innocent. Green eyes I have so many characters K can’t even—

A darkly cloaked figure lurks in the streets.

Woah I’m impressed

Hawthorne: stares at him for a minute, then turns on Isadore, speaking in Kellan “I thought you said he was going to be okay!” Isadore: “I thought he WAS…” presses a hand to her forehead “We’ve gotta hurry. We have to send someone through the thread. If we don’t…” Hawthorne: “Ueah…” They both go back to real life and explain the situation to Haly and @Nameless

The gargantuan baby killer rabbit built a castle out of mini m&ms with Sriracha chickens, but they exploded when eaten by Aragorn the Flatulent who was very hungry for someone chubby to eat, thus, Galdor dragons

Change+constants=contradictions+imminent doom=life

Lay it bare and bury it there If your eye stuck my rye to the sky, how would I avenge a guy?

His consciousness is still in the dreamscape His body won’t wake up

Rabbit Don’t make me laugh Of COURSE they are—don’t worry, it’s healthy! Most of the time! It’s who they are. If it’s bad for them, then they’ll figure it out. I bet they’re fun to hang around tho.

Isadore: “You feel that?” Hawthorne: grunts in response “This… isn’t good. We need to keep you under, in case he gets to your head—asleep, but alive. Alive for sure, and stable.” Isadore: “Right.” Grabs his hands and they start chanting, weaving a tight spell They release each other and stumble back after a minute Hawthorne: “You won’t wake up until we wake you now.” Panting Isadore: “Nor will you die. You should be good now.” Shakes her head to clear it “Wow. That was more draining when I expected.” @The Aspiring Archivist u up

Like donuts with kittens clinging to them, being eaten inside out by mitochondriac worms.