Bird Furious

Ik I did two SUs today already but 

work time 

1. the MasterBilt brand existing feels like a sly jab at poor Peter, builder of trucks. 

2. there were SO MANY DOGGIES TODAY :3 

3. I told a customer about my dad’s kangaroo leather hat and he wished me luck in the inevitable inheritance battle

4. I’m so mad cuz yk how I’m quitting? Well there’s this cute trainee and like there’s the no dating policy for employees but I won’t get to know him hmph

5. speaking of the no dating policy, two of my coworkers are breaking it  

6. MY BABY DOGGIE BABY IS SO SWEEEEET I LOVE HER SO MUUUUUUCH DM ME FOR PHOTOSSSSSS SHES MY BABYYYY I LOOOOOOVER HER SOOO MANNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAA *dies*

Anyway, it was a decent night shift.