Bird Furious

I had a really good dream. 

It started out not so great. We moved into a new house, blah blah blah, it was big, etc. Stuff happened with my disembodiedness following/being a three inch person. Apparently there was this rare kind of wasp that starts out really small and grows really big, and somebody was nourishing it. Well, due to an orange and a note, I found out it was on the loose and had killed it’s caretaker. This was now common knowledge. 

For some reason, I was no longer three inches. Now I looked like me and I was a random person on a school bus. The wasp (which was like the size of an arm now) was stinging people and being evil. He stung me, but the bus jolted and it didn’t take. I tried to leave, but I ran into him again. 

I convinced him that I could be his servant and drive school buses for him. He let me go. My plan was in the works (I wasn’t quite sure what to do, but I had a vague idea that I was gonna go tell somebody powerful and they’d kill the wasp). First, however, I returned to the house to outfit myself according to my authority. I found a dress I’d never worn before (because I was secretly the 3 inch princess but somehow all the dresses were big now), found a wig and a hat with a HUGE feather brim, and collected an attendant. I collected another one and they got me a huge cloak. I remember thinking something along the lines of “if you look powerful enough other people will do the work for you” and decided that instead of drive the school bus, I’d stand right next to the driver because even though I REALLY thought driving would be fun, maintaining my persona was probably more important. 

Passing through the hallway, I saw a guy who used to go to my school before I moved (irl; I liked him for a while) walking around as a butler. I acted offended about the way he’d looked at me and demanded he follow me and my two ladies in my entourage (but I actually wanted him away from the wasp). We went downstairs and, sadly, from there the dream got incomprehensible.

But scud, was that fun while it lasted.