Jay looked horrified “No! I’m not OLD! I’m only twelve. Duh! That’s like a gazilion days away from being a … tEeNaGer. Yuck.” Pulling his Za out of his pocket and twirling it between his fingers he continued. “I’ve got all I need right here!”
For a second Jay’s eyes went glassy and he spoke in a voice that wasn’t entirely his own “My narrator doesn’t include when characters have to go to the bathroom, or change their clothing or do any normal stuff. I never sweat unless it is to illustrate a point and who knows what happened to my parents. Having them would make a 12 year old going on adventures seem irresponsible and implausible, now that I think about I think I might be an orphan. Yes, that works for the story. Haha breaking the fourth wall is fun” Jay’s eyes returned to normal and he rubbed his head.
“Ughh I fell like a catapillar just ate all my earwax and then gave it back. Anyway, should we go?”