shortcake
-
Posts
922 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
3
Content Type
Profiles
News
Forums
Blogs
Gallery
Events
Everything posted by shortcake
-
I have also lost the game
-
ughhhhh my stupid brother won't let me go with him to take my mom to go visit my stepdad in the hospital because he's too scudding selfish and he's saying there's no leg room in the car because the stupid passenger seatbelt doesn't work on his ✨BrAnD nEw CaR✨ and you have to push that seat forward in order to get to the back, like in those weird minivan SUV things, and apparently, his legs are "tOo LoNg" so he needs a bunch of leg room in order to drive, and i told him that i don't care if i don't have leg room, because i'm "short" in his terms, and i can just scrunch myself up into a little ball, (like how i did when you FRICKING STRANGLED ME), but he said "nOoO, It'S tOo DaNgErOuS" - which is real scudding FUNNY coming from him, considering that he TOTALED his old car by going SCUDDING 80 MILES AN HOUR on a street that has TONS of STORMING POT HOLES- and guess what he did- HE RAN INTO A TREE!! HOW STORMING SHOCKING!!! like, bruh- i don't fricking care if you crash your NEW CAR (which is actually a USED car, with HAIL DAMAGE) on the way to the hospital while your mother and "little" sister are in the car with you. If you crash your car, then sucks for you!! all I wanted to do was say hi to my mom and stepdad but NoOoOoOo, you just HAVE to get your way ALL THE SCUDDING TIME.
and NO, dearest Grandmother, I DON'T want to help you make apple bars, because, last I checked, you always complain whenever I help you make food. So I don't know why you're asking me to help now, but it's probably because you "want me to be happier". "iT'lL bE fUnNn" NO IT WON'T!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE APPLES!!
AKLSJANSANZ AGHHHHHHH
oh, and he's also mad at me because there's not enough room in the garage for him to park his stupid car, because "all of my crap is in the way" WELL GUESS WHO ISN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR "CRAP" INSIDE BECAUSE THEIR ROOM IS MESSY??? ME!!!!!
anyway, yeah, that happened.
-
YES THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR KNOWING HOW TO PRONOUNCE THIS /gen
-
i legit thought this thread was the TLPW thread-
-
o r a n g o o s e . t h e w o r d a b o v e t h i s s e n t e n c e i s p u r p o s e l y s p e l l e d a s i t c u r r e n t l y i s , b e c a u s e i t i s a w o r d t h a t i m a d e u p y e s t e r d a y . i a m v e r y p r o u d o f m y n e w w o r d . f o r t h o s e o f y o u w h o a r e w o n d e r i n g , t h e w o r d " o r a n g o o s e " m e a n s " a g o o s e w h o i s d r i n k i n g o r a n g e j u i c e . " y o u a r e w e l c o m e .
-
I win!
-
grr
-
i got to hang out with my friend todayyyyy
...
yep.
that is all.
-
Nebraska :3 Do you know who Carmen Sandiego is?
-
i think of the song The Lion Sleeps Tonight whenever i see your name. Specifically the "aweeumbumbawayyy" part
-
did you know that Jimothy Bartholemew III is building a tower with legos? No. You may not. Why would you ask that? Why is that even a question???
-
grr @The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity @ExoticAlmond @ other people im too lazy to ping
-
what would you compare the feeling of eating a firework to? mmmmmmmmm only if you pay me in the currency of those tiny cats from Hilda.
-
grr
-
I win!
-
look at this suspicious, shiny object i found in the forest! CRUNCHY!!!!
-
"There's only four!" (or three, i cant remember and i don't know where i put the sticky note) - @InfiniteInsanity *looks around* "*whispers* I can't count" - @TheGreatSnail "What a silly little banana man" - @shortcake "Stop using my stuff to kill things!" - @shortcake "*whiny* I'm jealous of your bowls" - @shortcake **threatens tomato*" - @shortcake "you look like an elephant" - @shortcake "that bird just laughed at me" - @shortcake "TABO" - @The Bookwyrm's dad
-
grr
-
grr
-
@The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity @TheGreatSnail @The Last Fæ @Being of Cacophony @Edema Ruh @The Wandering Wizard ... @Frustration
-
only if you count Squishmallows as pillows. TPBM doesn't like being in a class because of the other people around them.
-
hi besties! @The Bookwyrm @InfiniteInsanity @The Last Fæ @TheGreatSnail @Edema Ruh @Being of Cacophony @The Wandering Wizard @CalanoCorvus (i can't remember if you're okay with being pinged here, so if you aren't, just lmk and i won't do it anymore <3) lmk if i forgot anyone <3
-
You little disconnected speaker box!!! how DARE /hj lol
-
TW: fire, death
You've been warned.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
So we're watching a documentary about the triangle shirtwaist factory fire in my history class, and they just showed multiple pictures of teenage girls jumping out of the windows on the eighth, ninth, and tenth floors because the doors, which were iron, by the way, were locked, the fire escape was rusted and had collapsed while there were multiple teenage girls on it, and there weren't really any other exits. under the windows, there was an iron picket fence, and a lot of the girls who had jumped out of the windows had been impaled by the fence. The rest died when their bodies hit the sidewalk. One of the firefighters described the sound of bodies hitting the pavement as rain.
But yeah. Now I don't ever want to step into a building that has more than three stories. And even that is pushing it for me. I don't care that I would be able to stay just on the first floor. I don't ever want to be in a building like that.
During Girls Camp two summers ago (I think), we had to stay in the dorms at the university where we live, and I think I was in a dorm on like, the 12 or 13th floor or so. I'm pretty sure that @InfiniteInsanity was on the top floor. I remember her saying that she absolutely hating having to be up there, and that she made the mistake of looking out the window. I was fine with it then, but I'm not fine with it now.
Sorry for the rant, but, uh, I just needed to get that out.
-
catching lightning bugs
