So I like to write parody songs, normally for wheel of time, but when I heard “I’m just Ken” from the Barbie movie, I couldn’t stop putting Shen’s name in instead, so I had to write the whole thing.
I don’t have the ability to record anything right now, so if anyone does and wants to make this song a reality, do itttttt.
I’M JUST SHEN:
Doesn't seem to matter what form I take
Always been a slave,
No one knows that I’m a spy, oh-oh, I
I have passion surging in my veins,
Rhythms in my brain,
All my life I’ve been so dull,
Treated like I was a chull
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm just Shen
No, I’ll never be one of them
Am I just destined to pretend that I’m not who we all came here to face?
I'm just Shen
Where they see war I see my friends
What will it take for them to see the man behind the scary carapace?
[Verse 2]
I wanna know what it’s like to be free,
Let me out of this prison
Is it at last?Am I deceived, or are those the rhythms?
And is my moment finally here, to fulfill my mission?
I'm no singer…
[everstorm]
Can you feel Parshen-ergy?
Feels so real, Parshen-ergy
Can you feel Parshen-ergy?
Feels so real, Parshen-ergy
[Chorus]
I’m bridge four
Nowhere felt like home before
Found my family in the boards of bridges that we carried soaked in blood
Im bridge four
Where I saw hate, I found much more
What will it take to end the war? Just put all of your dreams and hopes in us
[Outro]
I'm Rlain (He’s Bridge Four)
And I'm back to fight the war
So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm Rlain
My name's Rlain (He’s one of us)
Gimme that fleshy hand to clutch
Hey, Roshar, check me out, yeah, I’m Rlain
Oh yeah, I'm Rlain
I hope you at least get a kick out of this.