I’m Just Shen

[SarChasmFiend he/him]

So I like to write parody songs, normally for wheel of time, but when I heard “I’m just Ken” from the Barbie movie, I couldn’t stop putting Shen’s name in instead, so I had to write the whole thing. 
 

I don’t have the ability to record anything right now, so if anyone does and wants to make this song a reality, do itttttt. 
 

 

I’M JUST SHEN:

Doesn't seem to matter what form I take

Always been a slave,

No one knows that I’m a spy, oh-oh, I

I have passion surging in my veins,

Rhythms in my brain,

All my life I’ve been so dull,

Treated like I was a chull

 

 

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just Shen

No, I’ll never be one of them

Am I just destined to pretend that I’m not who we all came here to face?

I'm just Shen

Where they see war I see my friends

What will it take for them to see the man behind the scary carapace?

 

[Verse 2]

I wanna know what it’s like to be free,

Let me out of this prison

Is it at last?Am I deceived, or are those the rhythms?

And is my moment finally here, to fulfill my mission?

I'm no singer…

 

[everstorm]

Can you feel Parshen-ergy?

Feels so real, Parshen-ergy

Can you feel Parshen-ergy?

Feels so real, Parshen-ergy

 

 

[Chorus]

I’m bridge four

Nowhere felt like home before

Found my family in the boards of bridges that we carried soaked in blood

Im bridge four

Where I saw hate, I found much more

What will it take to end the war? Just put all of your dreams and hopes in us

 

[Outro]

I'm Rlain (He’s Bridge Four)

And I'm back to fight the war

So, hey, check me out, yeah, I'm Rlain

My name's Rlain (He’s one of us)

Gimme that fleshy hand to clutch

Hey, Roshar, check me out, yeah, I’m Rlain

Oh yeah, I'm Rlain

 

I hope you at least get a kick out of this. 

 

 

 

 

[Rosequartz36]

This gave me quite a chuckle. Great work

[That_Dustbringer]

Love it.