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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    If you want @CalanoCorvus I can hold you responsible for when you should be writting and you can hold me responsible. I also wrote another short story. THIS is also awesome I really like your writting style Corvus!
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    I choose the wandering wizard because I like wizard and I like to wander whether that be by bike or hiking and it is something that a wizard is almost always doing.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard/Marethyu pulled out a flute and starts playing. The enemy armies start falling unconcious one by one until all the beasts fall asleep. "You wanted a alternate solution and now you have it. We must quickly go into the next shadowrealm and they will have only the memory of us slaying them." Wizard gestures towards a watery gate that provides a glimpse into a world completely covered in water.
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    "This seems rather reasonable." Wizard leaves for his house to rest.
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    Lightning strikes the flank of the foes as Wizard summons his axe wielding the axe in right and hook in left. Foes vaporize when touched by the axe or hook and massive explosions rattle flanks of the enemies keeping them from retreating. I kill all these and weep for what they once were and what they could have been.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    "Where is this Knight that I may learn of their guilt?" Wizard's eyes flash.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    What movie should we make next? Yeah I und- *Squirrel* what were you saying?
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    "And why would you want to hit someone non-personified of course?"
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    chortle
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    "Why is that," asked Wizard.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    Along with his friend Donkey.
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    "Thank you for the clarification, here have a book or two!" Madly cackled Wizard.
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    This however let him return to being Lord Farquaad
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    This didn't send him to jail it just...
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    This was unfortunate as Lord Fartwad had yet to change his lawyer's and so they would defend Lord Farquaad but not Lord Fartwad.
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    Here's the link to the monster hunter thread. Are you going to ask everyone if they will join chortlism? @Boomerang Guy?
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    The ground erupts under the enemy army and lava burst forth. Wizard's eyes turn to flat black disks and his aura flashes in time with his hook.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "That's just the lower end of my estimates." "The good is that there should be less of the creatures guarding the shadow realm we are entering. The bad news well, just look up." A army bursts from the top of the hill.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    NO don't go to kirby or he'll- MY EXPLOSIVES ARE HERE!
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    Is it possible to backstab all my companions and then run for the hills? When you're in the fellowship of the thing
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    Why would you? NHIE had a normal high school year
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    "With a army of around a trllion souls chasing after us, do you want to here the good news or the bad news first?"
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard teleported over towards Drozor. "How do you feel?" Meanwhile Lord Fartwad was learning how to fart from wario to get his revenge.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    The balance of power has shifted. But which way left or right, mused Wizard Meanwhile Lord Farquaad was being renamed lord Fartwad.
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    Quintuple hahahahaha and a chortle
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