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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    Yes, I do.
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    Are you going to question me like the children of the light? Or someone more reasonable.
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Honest mistake I meant to say *chortles*
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    CHORTLISM FOR ALL! Was Wizard's campaign
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    *chorltes* for ALL.
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    One of the most annoying monsters in MHR right now is the crimson glow valstrax which is a variant of the valstrax that attacks with dragon energy as well.
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    Not made out of actual dragon pee just named that way. Not certain why I named it that but I found it funny that people would appear to be drinking dragon pee at the time.
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    Execution by Luminous Dragon Pee??
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    Yes, just ask for lots of drinks called luminous dragon pee and they will sell it to you for a story.
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    When you start reading shogun and you wonder if the blackthorne is a succesful general.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    I have a new drink I have created, but you will have to buy it from the happy inquisitor as I am in the process of selling the secrets to the owner of the happy inquisitor.
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    Execution by Corn?
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    Execution by Wisdom?
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    "I have an idea for something that might work." Wizard dives through the portal calling, "I'll be back in a little while with a way to breath underwater for those that can't."
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard pulls out a cello and starts playing.
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    I, The Wandering Wizard , hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy ad divine leader of Chortlism.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    They are already scaredy cats as when our friends that have a little maltese dog come over. Our cats will be scared because she yipps so much and zooms around the house, but the cats scare her so they leave her alone.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    "It is a whole wide world, larger than earth. After this realm we should reach a shadowrealm that holds some humans."
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    My family gets to watch a really friendly golden doodle for THREE weeks! Starting tomorrow our cats will be terrified but they get downstairs and the dog gets upstairs.
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    "Can everyone breathe underwater? As the next shadowrealm was created by those that live completely underwater,"
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    We now declare chortolism to be a religion. Chortles.
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard using the powers of the universe hijacked their teleport and teleported them into the cave.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard ate a dog biscut and communed with the universe.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Chortles for everyone is what is happening. *chortle chortle chortle*
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    The balance has shifted once again and the scales are tipping one way but there will only be one chance to right them again. The time will come. After these deep thoughs Wizard went and sat in a cave for fourty years asking himself one question over and over.
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