Hoid devoured 798 tasty souls for Thursday lunch. However, Hoid, who had formerly formulated a terrifying plan to eventually become Adonalsium, decided to devour pine-oranges v2.0 of pineapples; this made Hoid a supremely painful deity of waffles, chortles, and power; Fortunately, Jasnah decided to marry Hoid, instead of telling Kelsier YES to an awkward arrangement of marriage, immediately causing a large explosion of infused quantum gemstone kittens from the INFERNALTALISMAN DEPTHS OF Kaladin's DEPRESSION!