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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. It rubbed against him, it's scales flaying his flesh.
  2. A Ghanderflaffle came and said hello, the ghanderflaffle way.
  3. "Your lawn is gone, destroyed by me cats!"
  4. The cats leave them alone, instead peeing and pooping on their lawns, while Wizard cackles in the distance.
  5. *The cats consume Silhouette, Cellist, and Rabbit.*
  6. You are all on my law. The cats are coming for you! *Silhouette, Cellist, and Rabbit are covered in thousands of cats.
  7. This shattered there being any hope of a ending for TLT.
  8. "Yes we know about it, we once had a fellow named Coppernum write his name in blood over Calano's." Emma looks sorrowfully at Lark. "He went mad the second his name burned off."
  9. Butt Venture was offended by this and hired a consultant.
  10. *Copious ammounts of catnip cover Cellist, Rabbit, and Silhouette*
  11. Duraluminum, fun with allomantic grenades. WYR be a hoed elantran or a dead eye spren?
  12. @Channelknight Fadran, do I control the new kingdom since I am the king over all my territory instead of the emperor?
  13. Welcome to the shard! Who are your favorite characters?
  14. Drowning in a sea of spheres, I feel it would go faster. WYR be a sleepless or a kandra?
  15. So I am conquered by the Ouphamenial Tribunal, but they force me to be their king?????? I guess they worship elemental power :P.
  16. So he consumed the entire back hind leg of the Quarkbeast.
  17. Emma takes Calano's head into her hands. "It will be okay, perhaps you could ask Lark exactly what parts of the treaty he targeted?"
  18. Tis a poem, of tragedy befalling Dr. Seuss characters.
  19. Emma smiles fondly at Calano. "I'll check your work, make sure you didn't miss anything." Emma sits next to Calano and starts leafing through his papers. "I see you already made it to the fourth treatise, just about twenty more to go."
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