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The Wandering Wizard

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  1. A tiger leaps from the shadows and lands infront of her. "Welcome to the clinic, Matra. We're glad to have you here. My master is gone for the moment and probably will be for a while, and so are most of the patients, those that have not lost themselves in the library and grown dust reading Hoid's secret history that is. Anyways, your room would be, hmmm, Z39 it seems," rumbles the tiger.
  2. I trip Nerdy into his trap and I walk away, whistling, with the sandwich.
  3. Granted, you now have a pop quiz on anti-derivatives. Good luck! I wish to be able to write better.
  4. Emma stands by Calano, waiting for the guards to move. "I am also here to help find Calano's parents." Mine tended to live in seclusion and they changed where they lived frequently, your parents should know, Calano.
  5. The tiger reels from the punch, and it warrily begins circling Annamus. Crap, that did nothing serious. Annamus carefully prepares to let his legs back out of his armor. Time to try something unorthodox. Wait, I have a knife. As Annamus struggles to unsheath his knife, the tiger rushes him and pounces on top of him, right as Annamus rips his knife out of his sheath and it nearly jumps out of his hand. The tiger's claws scrape against his armor, as his dagger slashes across the tiger's throat, and he screams as the claws begin to dig into his chest.
  6. Annamus quickly pulls his legs inside his armor and plans his next move. Better to burst the armor than to lose my legs. Stupid tiger, well, brilliant tiger, Acutan me. Annamus quickly calls. "Anybody there, anyone at all, I've got a tiger trying to get at me, I'm stuck under a rock. HELP!" I wouldn't help you if I could. WAIT, YOUR NOT ME. Of course not. Then what are you. Annamus only hears slience in return. That's gonna be a problem for later, if I survive the next few minutes. Releasing his grip on the ground and ignoring his instincts, he lets the tiger flip him over, and he thrusts with his gauntleted hand, hammering against the tiger's skull.
  7. Join the dark side, we have SPIKED COOKIES!
  8. Do you often fall asleep in class?
  9. I don't really, just certain songs on repeat, alright, sometimes. TPBM should probably be doing something else right now.
  10. They were very tasty and the caterpillar grew fat on the blood of cows.
  11. Join the dark side, we have SPIKED COOKIES!
  12. In a stroke of reality, the sandwich obeys gravity once more and it falls into my outstretched hands.
  13. My cat has developed a mind control ray. Did you mean to say explosive?
  14. I've been busy, I don't have time for much right now, nor much time for reads, so I think I'll let my vote stay. Nope nevermind Turtle. I don't really want to join a train, but I also don't like killing a new person. HHHRRGN. Nope, just gonna let it sit.
  15. Emma steps up beside Calano and makes a small curtsey. "And I am Emma B. Corvus, I'm here for the same reason as my husband." @CalanoCorvus
  16. Annamus walks through the twillight woods, senses tingling. A shadow moves and he jumps four feet into the air. What was that, wait how did I jump so high. Looking down, he see the boots have disconnected. By Ysill's rushing waters. I'm a dead tree falling in a forest. Not quite yet, I've still got some fight in me. Yeah, I suppose that I do. At least the shadow wasn't a tiger, but it could have been a person, wonder why someone would be out here. Shrugging his shoulders Annamus runs on, armor clinking, threatening to fall away. A shape pounces from the trees and crashes into his back. Not good, not good at all.
  17. *Bows down low, head scraping ground* "I take my hat off to you and throw it in a volcano, afterall how could I ever top that achievement. Good day to you." *Walks away and falls off a cliff.*
  18. That is what it is supposed to be, TLT but with a different prompt and not cosmere, we'll see how long it lasts. The young flower had only one friend in the world, her pet caterpillar.
  19. Your teleport is hijacked by my dark aura and I take the sandwich from you.
  20. The above statement was made unrelevant because it was too much like TLT. The little flower went home, crying because there was no hope for her dreams anymore.
  21. This audience boos the little flower and crushes it's dreams, literally.
  22. Yes, I'm not quite sure, but some blend of my usual and some of last game.
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