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  1. The Wandering Wizard
    *Comes back as Gollum the white* "We is back!"
  2. The Wandering Wizard
    "Very well then." Wizard moves up to the board, stands on his hind legs, and begins pacing. "If we are to infiltrate Santa's subconscious. We will need a distraction to sneak Telrao and Insa inside. Then we need a way to sneak in a party that can enter Santa's subconciousness. Any questions so far?"
  3. The Wandering Wizard
    Still was the smallest army by far.
  4. The Wandering Wizard
    "GOLLUM, GOLLUM, GOLLUM!" *Falls over dead*
  5. The Wandering Wizard
    "What do you want me on?"
  6. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard's eyes widen. "Really? I haven't seen one of your kind in centuries. How is your race doing?"
  7. The Wandering Wizard
    I have not read that book. Probably a similar one in it, but it's not the one I'm thinking of. Edit: I found the actual quote There's no such thing as im-POSSIBLE, [REDACTED BOOK CHARACTER NAME], only im-PROBABLE. The only thing that limits us are the limits to our imagination
  8. The Wandering Wizard
    "Doesn't matter, they have anti air festive weaponry. We tigers learned that quickly to our detriment."
  9. The Wandering Wizard
    "My scouting trips into the north pole have shown that there are outposts everywhere. With candy cane shooters ready to spike you with festive cheer. Yes Santa has been dabbeling in hemalurgy!"
  10. The Wandering Wizard
    It was the smallest army every made.
  11. The Wandering Wizard
    The bengal tiger rises from the floor. "I at first found this funny, but only because I've been waging a one tiger war against him for centuries. I am one of the few left of my species. They originally helped me in this war, but they have all lost their lives in this effort. And only I am left." Wizard bows his head in remeberance of all his friends lost in this age old war.
  12. The Wandering Wizard
    That's how to train your dragon two! Hiccup is naming the island with toothless! "Nothing is impossible only improbable."
  13. The Wandering Wizard
    *Blocks the route* "You hasn't answered our riddle." *Begins humming angrily*
  14. The Wandering Wizard
    *Creepy voice* "OOOHhhh. We knows it! We knows it!" *Cooing softly and in a sing song voice* "It's our preciousssssssssssssssss!" *Pounces on Telrao*
  15. The Wandering Wizard
    In a daze Annimus whispers, "cursed Vraeka, always meddling."
  16. The Wandering Wizard
    I understand that, just the idea that Santa is TLR is hilarious to me and so it translated to Wizard a bit.
  17. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard falls off the ceiling, laughing.
  18. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard catches the marker in his paws and begins to draw a stick figure Telrao on the ceiling.
  19. The Wandering Wizard
    Wizard quietly pads onto the ceiling and looks down on everyone else.
  20. The Wandering Wizard
    "The foul edit button doesn't work against my time traveling powers!" 158
  21. The Wandering Wizard
    The Aarakocra is immediately cursed for forgetting the number count. A small of stature wizard appears near Aarakocra. "Read the rules, you should have. Avoided this unpleasantness, you could have." 156
  22. The Wandering Wizard
    I could never do that. You must puzzle out the answer to the riddle.
  23. The Wandering Wizard
    What is the cat doing? I only sneezed out a gallon of water. That's a strange look you've got on your face.
  24. The Wandering Wizard
    Why is the man lying dead in the forest. Any questions? Ideas? Theories? Crack-pot-schemes-to-make-wizard-reveal-the-answer?
  25. The Wandering Wizard
    The universe misread this as Dennis sent the cat to steal the trainees.
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