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SymphonianBookworm

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  1. As someone gets struck lightning, Symph quietly snatches the sandwich away, replacing it with a sentient mushroom. She then runs away, proceeding to mumble something about a precious.
  2. Kiss carp, marry bass, kill halibut. Fire, handwarmers, and blankets.
  3. Granted. You never feel emotion (or anything, really) again. I wish to end bias.
  4. I’m confused but I also love it. 9.4/10.
  5. Granted. You will never sleep again, and never feel the pain of being tired. However, humans can’t only survive for so long without sleep… I wish to be Adonalsium.
  6. Wait… hold on, give me a second… *checks map* just where are you again? I’ve been waiting for you at Free for a while now! Fine, thanks for asking!
  7. Why… why did I click “NEXT UNREAD TOPIC”…
  8. I couldn’t know less TPBM loves fog!
  9. What would you call a tomato croissant with lifeless termites inside? Only a few, don’t worry.
  10. Kiss fire spirit, marry water spirit, kill tree spirit. Cereal, milk, bowl.
  11. 20/10, purely for the confusion you’ve caused-
  12. Never. TPBM likes les bananes.
  13. Thank you for the follow!

  14. Why do I feel like there's a 50/50 chance they're actually on the Shard..
  15. Deeeep.io, probably because it is one of the only .io games I know of... Which character has the most depth in all of Sanderson's books?
  16. What do you give to children to play with? Ninja Wasabi was his name.
  17. Bungee jumping, in order to be defined as fun, must then seem fun to everyone. However, you can find any people who are willing to claim that, contrary to your belief, bungee jumping isn't fun. Therefore, unless you define everyone and no one, bungee jumping is not fun. Everything is better in purple.
  18. Hoid... come back to the shard... we miss you...

    Also, happy belated birthday!

  19. ... No. TPBM can play the piano.
  20. This is not the case. The best thing Brandon Sanderson has created is Hoid, not his books. 2 is the best number.
  21. No. After eating eggs every day of my life for ten years, I have decided to take a break. TPBM had a muffin for breakfast >:}
  22. They don’t call me a speed reader for nothing. TPBM ships Jasnahoid.
  23. Of course! Actually, the last letter of the alphabet is e. The alphabet song ends with “Now you know your ABCs, next time won’t you sing with me.” One plus one is two.
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