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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. Unfortunately, this is not TLT. As Thaidakar notices that Szeth has stolen the Sandwich, I chloroform-rag them both, steal the Sandwich, leave a gift basket for them to share, and start running towards my getaway X-15.
  2. Hm... Around once or twice a month. Mostly just as an easy and quick snack after I get home super late or something. Do you consider yourself an optimist?
  3. OH YES. Here, take this peeled banana. I have two bullets which have collided with one another in mid air.
  4. Not particularly. What is your favorite food when in the mood for a particularly large serving?
  5. Root loved stirring. It helped the ingrediants stay together instead of separating.
  6. And close your eyes It's raining tacos! (It's raining tacos) Out in the street
  7. Um, excuse me? The Rithmatist was written by Mark Twain in 1446 during the South American Revolution. But yeah, it does need a sequel. Written by Mark Twain. My dog is pretty cool.
  8. I'm very proud of what I've done to the reading lists on my About Me page. Took FOREVER, and I'm still trying to remember a few series to add. Go check it out if... books.

  9. "This is going pretty well." Everyone said, blowing a hole in the wall and strolling through.
  10. What about the left one? I give you a negative 12 dollar bill, which by giving it to you, gives me money. I use my $12 to buy the left sock. I have a complete pair of fuzzy socks!
  11. "Your name is Platypus!" I cackle triumphantly and snatch the Sandwich from your hands.
  12. "Well you're a powerful adventurer Ookla thing. Most people I kill are perfectly normal." Everyone paused. "Are you worried that I'll try to kill you again?" However, the guards had been trained well. A few went off to chase Platypus, while most stayed to guard the wall.
  13. "Absolutely. There are plenty of other ways to kill people."
  14. "Of course not!" Everyone exclaimed. "I want to kill Rym and destroy the sword. Or wait, you can't destroy Mordite... I want to kill Rym and throw the sword to the bottom of the ocean on some forgotten and remote planet."
  15. Everyone gave Unintelligible a flat look. "Whatever."
  16. "Maybe I am!" Everyone said. "And maybe everyone else should be as well! It's a MORDITE sword!"
  17. Everyone thought for a moment. "Fair point. Still not thrilled about that sword."
  18. "That's not what I meant. Can't the Witherlord literally just make that sword kill anyone whenever he wants to? Doesn't seem like the best item to carry around for fun."
  19. Oooooo! Here, take this chest full of jewels. I have several jars of toxic waste.
  20. I claim the Shadows with the law of "dibs", and they bring the Sandwich to me.
  21. "Mordite sword? Doesn't that come with... y'know, side effects? As in, the Witherlord can control it if he wants to?" Everyone paused. "Or am I thinking of chaotic-dark energy...?"
  22. Greetings! I have been summoned by my code word. To here of all places, I know not.
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