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ThroughTheLivingSequence

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  1. "Hm. This looks promising." They were in a cave. Just ahead, a cozy little cottage stood next to an underground river, smoke drifted out of the chimney and un into a hole in the cave ceiling.
  2. "What a marvelous plan, Unintelligible!" Everyone said dryly.
  3. I hiss at Thaidakar. "I, the mighty Sequence, have CLAIMED the Sandwich ONCE and for ALL!" I snatch the Sandwich from Thaidakar's hands and eat it. Wait... what? IT WAS A FAKE!
  4. AHHHH YES. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. You are a rhyming GOD. 15,000,000/10
  5. Good job! We're all so proud of you! 1398
  6. Procrastinating doesn't exist. It takes true effort to put off work. Cucumbers are fruits.
  7. "Phillipe Platypus! Clean your room! Wait... I meant, 'PHILLIPE PLATYPUS! GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH!'"
  8. "I thought we were killing that deceiving Narrator-ish Subversion." Everyone said. "I'm pretty sure that Rue has nothing to do wit this."
  9. Ah, but Szeth was not previously aware of the fact that I had in fact stolen the chloroform from a movie, and therefore it was plenty effective. Regular old chloroform gas just made you sick and then killed you. As I drifted among the wreckage of my X-15, I remembered that I had a fire extinguisher stored in my back pocket! I then used it to propel myself towards Keys. As the fire extinguisher runs out, I fling it into Keys's face. He loses consciousness and drops the Sandwich. I quickly grab it before it drifts into space, and then call a space taxi to take me to Mars.
  10. I have been on an airplane many times, to places such as Houston, Hawaii, New York, DC, Seattle, Miami, and others. The airplane is a pretty cool part of the trip, since you get to just chill and watch movies. Coach definitely can be cramped depending on what airline you fly, but unless you're planning on sleeping during the flight, it's not bad at all. Do you wish you had wings?
  11. Which is pretty hard, considering most of them are busy dying.
  12. "How sad." Everyone pointed at one, and it's brain promptly exploded in it's head. "Oooh, satisfying."
  13. I am going to buy this hoodie. If you get the reference, you are my new best friend.

     

  14. Granted! Telrao eats it. It was a really tasty bird. I wish for a really cool necklace with a gold chain studded with dark turquoise and black speckled rocks.
  15. Hm... *googles Wheatley*... Wheatly is my soulmate I like it! A person dancing in front of the moon. Looks like a PFP Silhouette would have 25/25
  16. mmmmmmmmmmmmm i'll take it. You can have a PC mouse that does work, but each click makes a squish sound. I have a beautiful statue of a toadstool.
  17. If I'm being honest, I never thought I'd hear you say those words. "Too" rooty? That doesn't sound like you!
  18. Whatever you do, do not get distracted by anything on the side of this road. Keep your eyes on the road and focus on the sound of the car's engine. If you even look at anything else, we will surely perish. That's pretty cool, but um... I'm pretty sure we all have radiation poisoning now.
  19. It's all a conspiracy! Diamonds and gold are manufactured by underground Nazis in kahoots with the US government and the Soviet Union! All the money cycles back to them to continue training their army of genetically mutated sasquatches! AND THEY'RE ALL RULED BY PENGUINS!
  20. If anybody can steal the Mona Lisa, it'll be you guys! Also, the Dregs are cool. 13/10
  21. ... Uh, probably not! Just a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I'm a human being wondering why I'm made of cells on this planet called Earth. The person below me has a pair of really cool Kaz Brekker style gloves that they wear all the time.
  22. No you don't. Nobody does. Humans are physically incapable of posting incorrect information due to the fact that only half of us have fully functioning livers. Space is big.
  23. "Hamster and Gretel"... That sounds awesome. 1396
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