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  1. Szeth's Facepalm
    Nightblood devoured 798 souls for Thursday lunch
  2. Szeth's Facepalm
    Yup! Not awful, that's the word. I enjoy it in small quantities and am pretty decent at it for my age. TPBM is good at rifle shooting
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    I devoured four souls for Thursday.
  4. Szeth's Facepalm
    I devoured four souls on Thursday.
  5. Szeth's Facepalm
    Gets DogeCoin Inserts a flying llama
  6. Szeth's Facepalm
    Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of our mistakes.
  7. Szeth's Facepalm
    Well... i'd be more likely to get away from a whitespine, but the chances of a slow and painful death a much higher, so probably the assassin so i could die a quick painless death. WYR try choutas or Rosharan wines?
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    I appreciate the @stationary muggle joke lol. Gets a time-turner Inserts Kaladin's depression
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    Proof: the way it's described is exactly like what my grandma's broth is made out of. Also, there's no other explanation for where the leftover broth stuff goes on Scadrial. Theory: all of The Stormlight Archive is just a giant drug trip of Kaladin's cause he accidentally ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms in Hearthstone.
  10. Szeth's Facepalm
    Granted, you are constantly being chased by a very fast snail that will kill you the moment you touch it. I wish for a robot to do my homework lmao
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    Gets a 161 kilometer path Inserts The Wandering Wizard
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    Actual footage of me beating you up with a ukulele: (Jk, all of those are good instruments and i gave you a hard choice lol. And i too am biased since i've played ukulele for 9 years.)
  13. Szeth's Facepalm
    Hey man, can i borrow your left femur and a couple of teeth please? Manner of death appears to be an overdose of cheezwhiz.
  14. Szeth's Facepalm
    *puts away knife* Good answer. Kiss bananas, marry banana cream pie, kill banana ice cream. Ukulele, guitar, banjo
  15. Szeth's Facepalm
    Kiss pattern, marry syl, kill Ivory Toilet paper, toilet scrubber, toilet plunger
  16. Szeth's Facepalm
    Gets a muffin made out of pearly whites Inserts a Cheese Hat
  17. Szeth's Facepalm

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    So i may have just discovered the joys of fanfiction

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    2. SymphonianBookworm

      SymphonianBookworm

      I- you should talk to the people at my school.

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      I will find it

  18. Szeth's Facepalm
    Kiss Vin, marry Adolin my beloved, kill Odium M-Bot, Doomslug, an angerspren
  19. Szeth's Facepalm
    @Morningtide btw you should read the novella, Opal, before you read call down the hawk. I don't think it's necessary, but it's so cute and provides some plot points. This cracked me up (credit): (Matthew, Declan, and Ronan lol)
  20. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Queedran" lol
  21. Szeth's Facepalm
    This feels slightly inadequate compared to that lovely paragraph, but... You have a really cool PFP! Also, excellent use of AIM to slip in a Hoid quote.
  22. Szeth's Facepalm
    Gets Ronan from TRC Inserts a pigeon
  23. Szeth's Facepalm
    Nice. Distinct, matches your username. Point taken for the musician not taking care of his instrument by letting it balance precariously like that. 9/10
  24. Szeth's Facepalm
    "Here @Szeth'sFacepalm FaceFacepalmFepalmFacepFacepalmFaceFacepalmFepalmFac" - @Morningtide "i was kind of... God. my bad " - @CalanoCorvus "... ... shapeshifting teddy bear???" - @Elf
  25. Szeth's Facepalm
    Nooooope. ... NHIE eaten a mars bar.
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