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Thaidakar the Ghostblood

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  1. entire history of the cosmere and cytoverse, I already know the meaning of life. WYR eat cheese or eat real food.
  2. hey why is that anvil on your toe? hammers.
  3. Granted, but you can't write. I wish for eight million dollars!
  4. Thaidakar smiled, he pulled out a deck of cards, except it was made entirely of uno reverse cards, but there was on difference the uno reverse cards were purple and had orange bursts decorating the cards "with these, you see, we can use them to destroy withergeists, I have hundreds of these packs, I engineered them specifically to turn the withergeists back into their original being. you see when we throw one at a withergeist and say the magic word they turn into their previous selves, for example." Thaidakar tapped one against an apple he held, he said, "Ezmerize!" and it disappeared, "it is now on it's original apple tree! this could work!"
  5. Ronin stared at it for a second and then ran after it. once he had caught up he said, "who are you?"
  6. Thaidakar was actually alive of course. he had only pretended. Thaidakar then realized something, he had to trick the witherlord. Thaidakar smiled deeply as he realized what he had to do. He appeared next to Nameless and said, "I know how to fix everything."
  7. Jacob stood up, he wobbled, this body was not used to it. that was weird. he was in a forest with rocks everywhere. he tried to walk towards one of the trees but he fell onto the hard ground. "ouch!"
  8. you know what? I think I know my new goal on the shard is, beat Twylightsansparkles on the leaderboard, call me insane for all I care. I AM GOING TO DO IT! no matter how long it takes I WILL DO IT! but for small time goals  I will get to the top of the yearly leaderboard and work my way to the all time. LET'S DO THIS! (note: if any mods see this as asking for rep, this is not the intent of this post)

  9. the place in that one interlude with Ash, mraize and mem.
  10. granted, you are killed by someone in a bridge four hoodie named Thaidakar. I wish for a sack full of cheese.
  11. HEY stop eating the white substance! Donald Duck of course!
  12. suddenly Nameless got cancer, the plague, super lava disease, racism disease, bad opinions disease and he got fat. everybody (not copying you sequence) laughed. Thaidakar sighed as he ate a slice of pizza he had summoned out of nowhere.
  13. revolution... lol it was spelt wrong.
  14. then Jim was resurrected as a demon monkey who ate withergeists for breakfast. he ate the ghandergeists and threw them up over Nameless' lunch.
  15. granted, you can fly it a very very VERY slow pace, a mile per year. I wish for the ability to write really well and really fast.
  16. then they were killed by a giant flashlight named Jim Bobson.
  17. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WEDDING CAKE! well I mean COME ON, it was a free book!
  18. OOOH, that is terrible. hmmm. Mistborn. WYR forget about your closest friends or Brandon Sanderson and his books?
  19. granted, it is from all the people you love dying. I wish for CHEESE.
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