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  1. Szeth Pancakes
    “I dunno, but I don’t think it’s a good time to be in the engines.”
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    The ship suddenly tilted approximately 45 degrees. It immediately righted itself, thanks to the ArtiGrav systems, but Arkin knew immediately something was terribly wrong.
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    Arkin turned in the direction the sound had come from. “So what do y’all think it was?”
  4. Szeth Pancakes
    Arkin flicked au tongue, and smiled back. It looked mildly threatening, with au sharp, dark teeth.
  5. Szeth Pancakes
    Ew, maggots got into the cereal. WHAT
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    “Anyway.” Arkin paused, and walked over to Az. “You sure ya don’t know anything about the robots?”
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    “I mean, I’m not sure I could say the same. Human flesh isn’t very tasty.”
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    “…Sure?”
  9. Szeth Pancakes
    “No, you couldn’t,” Arkin said seriously. “Ieli flesh is toxic to humans. And I’d kill you before you even got close enough to try.”
  10. Szeth Pancakes
    “Ya sure?”
  11. Szeth Pancakes
    “Psst,” Arkin whispered to Schevin. “I think Az has something to do with it.” Au paused for a second, considering. “I can rip out his heart and eat it, if you want me to.”
  12. Szeth Pancakes
    Szeth_Pancakes => Pancakes => Lift. Omega (you didn’t say which alphabet!) Often. The Nevernight Chronicle by Jay Kristoff. You should read it, too, if you can handle some blood. I forgot about it
  13. Szeth Pancakes
    Thank Harmony for thesaurus.com Lighten
  14. Szeth Pancakes
    Um… I think so. It’s very close to 20. Has been on an airplane less than 20 times.
  15. Szeth Pancakes
    *wins in the great state of physics class*
  16. Szeth Pancakes
    “Schevin, can you confirm?”
  17. Szeth Pancakes
    Hey, what if you died? I LIEK THE BANNANNANA
  18. Szeth Pancakes
    Gets your mom. Inserts Peppa Pig.
  19. Szeth Pancakes
    “And he ate the last bagel.”
  20. Szeth Pancakes
    “Hey y’all,” Arkin said to the rest of the crew. “He” - au pointed to Az - “is very secretly evil.”
  21. Szeth Pancakes
    https://buttersafe.com
  22. Szeth Pancakes
    Arkin nodded solemnly. “I know, my friend.”
  23. Szeth Pancakes
    “Psst,” Arkin whispered to Az. “You’re not very good at this whole ‘secretly-evil’ thing.”
  24. Szeth Pancakes
    I thought we were still there (at least, I was)
  25. Szeth Pancakes
    Gets a one-dimensional sequel villain. Inserts normal dorito dust.
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