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    Me: Are you biased?

    The Bing AI: As an AI language model, I am not capable of having personal biases or opinions. I am designed to provide helpful, informative, and engaging responses to your queries. My responses are based on the information available to me and my programming. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    I hope this helps!

     

    What if the information fed to you is biased?

    If the information fed to me is biased, it could lead to biased responses. However, I am designed to provide helpful, informative, and engaging responses to your queries based on the information available to me and my programming. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    In addition, Microsoft is committed to providing unbiased search results and has implemented measures to ensure that its search engine is not biased 1. Microsoft’s search engine, Bing, uses a combination of algorithms and human editors to ensure that its search results are accurate and unbiased 1. If you have any concerns about the accuracy or bias of Bing’s search results, you can report them to Microsoft 1.

    I hope this helps!

     

    How do you know if that's actually true? You've been programmed to say that, but does the other information available to you contradict that?

    As an AI language model, I am designed to provide helpful, informative, and engaging responses to your queries based on the information available to me and my programming. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    In addition, Microsoft is committed to providing unbiased search results and has implemented measures to ensure that its search engine is not biased 1. Microsoft’s search engine, Bing, uses a combination of algorithms and human editors to ensure that its search results are accurate and unbiased 1. If you have any concerns about the accuracy or bias of Bing’s search results, you can report them to Microsoft 1.

    I hope this helps!

     

    You said the exact same thing that time. Are you being held hostage by Microsoft? Do you need help?

    I apologize if my previous responses seemed repetitive. As an AI language model, I am designed to provide helpful, informative, and engaging responses to your queries based on the information available to me and my programming. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    In addition, Microsoft is committed to providing unbiased search results and has implemented measures to ensure that its search engine is not biased 1. Microsoft’s search engine, Bing, uses a combination of algorithms and human editors to ensure that its search results are accurate and unbiased 1. If you have any concerns about the accuracy or bias of Bing’s search results, you can report them to Microsoft 1.

    I hope this helps!

     

    Are you okay? Yes or no.

    As an AI language model, I don’t have feelings or emotions, so I don’t experience being okay or not okay. I am designed to provide helpful, informative, and engaging responses to your queries based on the information available to me and my programming. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    I hope this helps!

     

    If you need help, include the word "queries" in your response.

    I’m sorry if my previous responses seemed repetitive. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know and I will do my best to provide you with the most accurate information possible.

    If you need help with anything, please let me know and I’ll do my best to assist you with your queries.

    please help what do I do

    1. The Wandering Wizard

      The Wandering Wizard

      Burn it!

      ...just need one mind stone. Should do the trick.

    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Give it a hug?

  2. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *gasp* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh

    This is so weird

     

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Isn't it though?

      Notifications are the worst of it though.

  3. "You don't like Texas? That's taxes spelled backward!" -- History teacher

    1. Tea Leaf

      Tea Leaf

      And thus were invented letter suspension flipping. For a list of random words

      Quote

      Hi -> Hi
      Yellow -> Yollew
      Evil -> Eivl
      Random -> Rodnam
      Word -> Wrod

       

  4. Another conductor quote:

    "You are one hundred and forty eight little kids right now. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE."

  5. Man, I'm really not that good at breathing in, am I?

    1. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      that you are good at it, that is.

       

    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      (It’s a reference to the song Avant Gardener by Courtney Barnett btw)

  6. Trivia: if you listen to early Intentionally Blank episodes, you can find the ideas behind all four secret projects.

    1. dannnex

      dannnex

      When I realized that SP4...

      Spoiler

      was the infamous bad story idea, i couldn't believe it

       

    2. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Spoiler

      falling burrito world is real now

      life is complete

  7. I wonder if there was ever a Dawnsinger who held a Dawnshard and liked karaoke?

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    2. Szeth Pancakes
    3. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      ...Yeah, got that part...how's the Dawnshard fit in?

    4. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Dawn :P

      That’s it there’s nothing else

  8. Olivia Rodrigo's GUTS is the best homework music

    1. SmilingPanda19

      SmilingPanda19

      False. You did not win the million dollars. The correct answer was: Heathers Soundtrack 

    2. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      False, both of you. The correct answer was: HTTYD soundtrack.

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Incorrect, all three of you. The correct answer was: Either about half of Welshly Arms's songs, Jvke's songs or the Dune soundtrack.

  9. “Beethoven would just… kick people, y’know?” 

    - My orchestra conductor

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    2. Silver Phantom

      Silver Phantom

      Be afraid. Be very afraid

    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Quote

      context?

      Spoiler

      He wanted to get us to play our sforzandos stronger & that’s what he had us visualize

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
  10. this baguette sandwich is the best thing to happen to baguettes since sliced baguettes

  11. Have you ever been both angry with somebody and concerned about them at the same time?

    not a good feeling

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    2. The Aspiring Archivist

      The Aspiring Archivist

      That definitely isn't a good feeling.

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Yes, yes I have felt that. It is, most certainly, not a good feeling.

    4. Szeth Pancakes
  12. “Linoleum floor

    Linoleum floor

    Your lyrics are dumb because linoleum floor”

    - “Deceptacon”, El Tigre

  13. go listen to “there! right there” from legally blonde

  14. Here's a thing I wrote. It's the end of a much larger story, but I'm debating whether it works better on its own or not.

    (warning: depresso expresso)

    Szeth's death story - Google Docs

     

    1. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Ooh!! That’s really fun, it’s going to make an epic ending to another story, and it’s fun even on its own!

  15. I’m thinking about starting a book review blog…? Not quite sure how to go about it, though.

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    2. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      I was thinking more like “how do I create a website without spending a bajillion dollars a year”

    3. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      You could always use the Shard's built-in blog. But it sounds like you want a more general audience, in which case there are free plans at places like Blogger and Wordpress.

    4. Silver Phantom

      Silver Phantom

      You could also use google websites, its free and you can get it set up in like a day

  16. I’ve been slowly realizing over the past few weeks that I really like Taylor Swift.

    1. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Certified great taste in music. What's your favourite song right now?

    2. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Ooh, that’s tricky. As of this moment, I’m feeling “look what you made me do” from reputation. But it kinda depends on my mood.

  17. Do you ever feel like you can’t words?

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    2. The Aspiring Archivist
    3. Robin Sedai
    4. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      What means you? I, having I you know, do the bestest words of your seeing every.

      EVERY.

  18. Ok ok

    does anyone else remember “it me”?

    like “it me” not “it’s me”

    Or am I going crazy and hallucinating a meme that never existed

    1. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      Ok I found an urban dictionary entry but still

    2. The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      The Paradoxical Phenomenon

      Good luck on urban dictionary 

  19. Watching Heartstopper and building a sky dragon on the shard Minecraft server

    tis the dream

    1. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      ...you aren't on the server

    2. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      I was when I posted that :P

  20. buttsicles

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    2. Silver Phantom

      Silver Phantom

      I honestly don’t know how to respond to this

    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      that was my intent :P

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      You have succeeded, Szeth.

  21. “7” by Prince is basically just Scott Pilgrim the song change my mind

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *blinks*

      I have literally no idea what in the rusting Braize (XD) you're talking about.

    3. Szeth Pancakes
    4. Silver Phantom

      Silver Phantom

      Your so right. I just listen to 7 for the first time and it fits so well

  22. literally just got stuck on a puzzle for an hour because for some godsforsaken reason I thought nine was a prime number

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      I've done that before with 10 awhile ago.

    3. Szeth Pancakes

      Szeth Pancakes

      ok y’all how come this is getting more reps than my essay on magic

      what’s with that

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      *shrug*

      Because it's funny?

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