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2EmLee2

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  1. Hey, wanna go roast 5-minute Crafts? Once you have a soul, you are acidic- to win!
  2. EmLee smiles in an evil way, then jumps off the roof into the light, puffy snow.
  3. EmLee climbed to the roof, where she made an ice slide down to a big pile of snow so everyone could get down. "Problem solved!"
  4. These records say that you murdered the King of Alethkar and many other nobles. What do do have to say for yourself? I'm not normally a German man.
  5. That is just... wow. I hope that Sanderson won't die before he finishes!
  6. How long do you plan on working for the company? I do not want to pay- I'll never do that again!
  7. Which of theses vultures were you working with? Remember, I’ll let you go if you answer honestly… Don’t let me hurt the camels!
  8. “Should we have an epic decorating montage, or should we take this step-by-step?”
  9. Sigh.

    I'm tired.

    Wanna know why? Three reasons:

    1. School.
    2. Lack of sleep.
    3. My younger sister constantly arguing with everything and whining and being like a stereotypical teenager even though she's still in elementary school. (I love her, but she's the one person on this planet who can infuriate me.)

    Also yesterday my dad put me in charge of all my siblings (Even Enter, who's older than me), and in charge of making sure my mom doesn't give in to my sister's whining and begging. Because my mom is too nice and needs to use her mom voice once and a while.

    Being responsible can kinda suck at times.

    (Also, random question, what do normal people do when they invite friends over when your friend has only read one Sanderson book, and that was because we had to read it at school?)

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    2. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Aww, poor you. I sympathise, I'm in charge of my siblings too. They can be a pain.

    3. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      I wish my school had a Sanderson book as an assigned reading.

    4. mentally ill

      mentally ill

      idk anyone else in real life whos even heard of sanderson so i have no idea :(

  10. So what did you think about the scene where she casually lined her house with human flesh because she thought it would be cheaper than buying insulation? In my defense, I only did it once. Okay, twice. Fine, I did it seven times!
  11. "How should we decorate the tree? I have ornaments of all colors, shapes, and sizes, remote-controlled color-changing lights with both green wire and white, and just a bunch of other decorations like that."
  12. I decorated cookies!

    Spoiler

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    61a99fce66ee0_SnowflakeCookie.thumb.jpg.b93fff1caed1b895c7b05ef910879c29.jpg

    There is a Christmas tree, a forest, a 'Merica cookie (My friend made it), a snowflake (which I traded to my friend for her 'Merica cookie), and a cookie I tried to decorate like the background on the cover of Cytonic.

    mmmmmm cookiesssssssss

    1. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Mmm, nice! My favourite is the snowflake.

    2. Ironwill2112

      Ironwill2112

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

      cooooooookiessssssss indeeeeed.........:P

  13. I’ll give you this jar of edible mummified dog brains if you buy me a bazooka. Well, that’s a good question. Do you mean ‘dead’ as in ‘dead’ or ‘alive, but in very large amounts of pain’ or ‘eating pickles’?
  14. Would you consider helping me rob a bank? *secretly slides a was of cash across the table* Itsa leverution!
  15. How much would you pay me to do something stupid? ItfeelslikeIcandoanythingIhavesomuchenergyhowdidIgetlikethisthisisawesome!
  16. EmLee exploded in a cloud of orange glitter and appeared again, human, in a festive green dress that has red and white glitter all over it. “I’m not a turkey anymore!”
  17. *Runs at you with pitchforks and torches*
  18. It appears I lost. Ah well, at least I can take someone down with me @Ookla the Nonookla
  19. What do you want for your annual holiday dinner, other than the acorn pudding pie you had last year, little fuzzy tree creature? I hate it! No, stop with the torture! Oh, please, no! Not that, ANYTHING but that! I’m dying- dying, I say!
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