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Random Bystander

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  1. "Whelp, I'll get back to building my car." She walked over, and continued tinkering.
  2. "I woke up a few months ago in my house." She said simply. "I just assumed I had had amnesia. And my name's Valve."
  3. She frowned. "Why me specifically?"
  4. Amahild had been traveling for days. She noticed what appeared to be an town up ahead. She decided she would enter, so that she could try to bargain for some supplies and shelter. She nudged her horse forward, and headed over.
  5. She snorted. "That's for sure." She fidgeted with her rubix cube.
  6. Valve gave her an odd look. "Uh..." That's just flat out creepy. "Okay then?"
  7. "Yup." She started walking down a street.
  8. She looked, and didn't see anything, so she looked back at him with a raised eyebrow. She was about to speak when she heard a voice from the corner of the room. She helped again. "Ack!" She looked at the corner, felling slightly freaked out. "What is going on?!?!" She looked to the man. "Who are you, and why are you here?" She then turned back to the corner that the voice came from. "And how long have you been there exactly?"
  9. Valve gaped at the odd sight. "What the fudge?" She said, completely flabbergasted. "And you're saying I can do that?!" She grinned. Hm... The wrench then went into the toolbox that was next to the door. She said. Her jaw dropped as it actually happened. "Wow." She said, awed. "I did not know I could do that."
  10. "Huh? What are you talking about?" She was now even more confused. "Should I know you?"
  11. Valve yelped. "What the... Who are you?" She said, completely confused. "And why are you here? Oh, wait. Do you have a machine that needs fixing?" She wiped her hands, which were oily, on her overalls, and started walking over to the guy. Something seems... Off about him. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there is definitely something different about him. Eh, I'll worry about that later.
  12. Valve was looking for her screwdriver when the screwdriver in question fell out of her overall's pocket. She stared at it for a moment, and then her face reddened. "Oh. Well then." She picked it up, went back to the garage, and continued tinkering with her latest project. It was a car engine she was building from scratch.
  13. She sighed. "No." She said simply. "It's not." She then shrugged. "I actually don't know. It's complicated."
  14. "Okay." She looked around the at the Oathgate.
  15. I've been searching for my STUPID LAPTOP for over a week, and have had no luck, so it is NOT going well... That wasn't what you were asking about? Well I don't really care because I am REALLY FRUSTRATED. Anyway, I'll try to add something of actual value later. (No promises. I said I'll try, not that I'm definitely going to do it.) Sorry for yelling at you about my laptop.
  16. "Where is it? Why can't I find it?" Valve said, panicking. She was digging through a huge heap of spare machine parts and tools in her workshop, and had been for the past 30 minutes. "WHY?! Where are you... Ooooh! Is that... Nope. Where could it be..." She moaned. "I'm never going to find it." She said sadly. "CURSE YOU #4 PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER!!!! CURSE YOOOOOOOU!" She yelled, extremely frustrated. She stood up, and wiped her greasy hands on her dirty overalls. "Could it be in the house?" She said thoughtfully. She then went into her small house, and started searching for her screwdriver. She rifled through boxes of new machine parts, toolboxes, and even looked through the pantry. "Where could it be?"
  17. So. I'm bored. Why don't we all share random/weird/funny stories. That could be fun and entertaining, right? I'll start. Years ago, on my birthday, I was in my bed sleeping. So, fun fact, I sleep like a rock. It is really hard to wake me up if I'm asleep. This story illustrates this fact. Anyway, back to the story. I was living in an apartment at the time, and was in Alabama. There was a tornado. It literally went down the street the apartment I was in was on, and destroyed the apartments on the other side of the complex. Everyone woke up, and started going to the nearest windowless room. Except me. I slept through it. By the time my parents got to my room, the tornado had already passed our apartment, and was far enough away from us that my dad decided to just pick me up and take me to the bathroom (the only windowless room in the apartment) so that I'd be safe if it came back in our direction. It didn't, so that was nice. Anyway, I woke up the next morning, looked outside, saw the damage, and was really, really confused. So, yeah. That sums that story up. Who wants to go next?
  18. So, you decide that the best plan of action is to both keep stealing, and also try to take over the government so that you can eventually take over the world. You now have a wonderful spy network, and no one except you and the birds know it exists. You are also a billionaire, so that's nice. You start taking over the government by getting yourself elected as president. You were elected, because you threatened to steal the launch codes and start a nuclear war if they didn't. Now that the first part of phase two has been enacted, you decide that it's time to move on to the second part of phase two. You: 1. Have your bird army build you a supervillain secret lair with plenty of room for you and your bird minions to live comfortably. 2. Finish taking over the world. 3. Play Mario Kart in the White House with some of your higher ranking bird minions (who happen to play the game fairly well, even though they don't have hands. Or fingers.) 4. Go find a sidekick, and an arch-nemesis. 5. Pat yourself on the back, and do all of the above.
  19. *shrinks down in chair* Well... I still haven't found my laptop, even though I've been doing a deep clean of my room to find it. So I can't really help right now. It has been missing since last Thursday, so I haven't had it for over a week. Sorry.
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