Aeoryi

"What do you mean?"

You aren't going to.

I wanna sleep I want to eat plant Edit: 9 hours yeah!

I want to eat plant

No

Too bad

French

Granted. You can no longer touch room tempura I wish for my true self to be known

Je te suis

I am you

Okay, so I've had this wild thought: If the cognitive realm has spatial dilation (subastral, distances being smaller than in the physical realm), then would it be theoretically possible to have time in the cognitive realm be slower (or faster) than in the physical realm? Of course, this would require pretty massive changes, but I do want to know if it is within the limitations of the cognitive realm as a whole.

Aon

Sho

659. An ultimate secret weapon must be single-user only. If the weapon falls into the wrong hands, roll one d4 to see if it breaks. 660. Volcanos are always active. Just the smallest misstep could kill you, because dormant volcanos are lame. 661. One shall not mention the periodic table of the elements, because everyone knows the real elements are fire, air, water, and earth (substitute with light, shadow, or ice as needed). 662. The person who brings a sword into the gunfight normally wins, due to chopping 600+km/h speed bullets by reflex 663. Balance must be kept between everything, until a plot-convenient point of the story. 664. Sailing too far west is a very, very, bad idea, as all maps show that there is the edge of the world there, and that'd be bad to fall off. 665. Summoning rituals must take more than 2 minutes, otherwise it wouldn't be cool enough. 666. Defeated does not always mean dead, and vice versa.

Granted. The nightwatcher says it is "extinguished", but you don't know what that means. I wish for cold fusion

Granted. The sweater isn't nice to you back, however I wish for iron irons

Granted. With no side effects but stage 7 cancer I wish for a sword

Rancid

@The Paradoxical Phenomenon - Metagamer

Cantaloupe eating person wearing a cloak

Slope

@Edema Rue

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