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granted, but you are cursed never to read book six i wish for unlimited breaths

"Yer a wizard, Goat" -Hagrid also "shake out those blankets," he said, nodding toward the stack and setting down the lantern. "then lift every cup and bowl on the shelf and check inside of them." Her eyes widened. "What am I looking for?" "Goats, goats, goats, goats..." He shrugged, putting Sak on her perch by the window. "The room is built to be tight, but this is Patji. The Father likes goats."

everyone knows that sausages are important and powerful, but not everyone understands that the true power of sausages is when you are making them. every time someone makes a sausage they get a small amount of a mystical energy called Barbichi (pronounced barbi-ki) , which they can use to empower their physical form temporary. examples are temporary improving the senses or a burst of supernatural strength. a second use of Barbichi is embedding it inside of formerly living things, such as bones or leather, which can give them different magical effects. one of the most powerful weapons ever made was the sausage maker, a bone hunting knife with a leather grip, the leather allowing it to teleport back to your hand, and the blade instantly converted things killed by it into sausages, providing Barbichi to its owner. ORIGAMI

i went onto the shard, noticed i had notifications, lost the game, checked them, and found they had nothing to do with the game, the shard is the game the game is the shard, also, how do you mention people?

i thought this thing had died ages ago, thank goodness its finally being used

This is going to go on forever, isn't it, i lost the game before i even opened the tab this time, 17th shard just reminds me of the game now.

no, it happened again ):

candidates for thread demon 1. Tani 2. nobody, but it could be you, or a rock, or basically anyone or anything, please nominate more people candidates for king of the thread 1. Ookla the short is short (sorry, couldnt think of a good one) 2. vapor the eternal king 3. chaos is my favorite 4. a baby goat possibly a baby chasmgoat 5. Emi good for her 6. Shallan ok, neat, first sanderson charector nominated 7. Shallan? wait, twice? 8. Shallan?! no three times 9. Shallan??!! gee, thats a lot of nominations 10. this fork This is a fork you can trust if you see this be on the lookout for more, they are everywhere the poll will open soon, currently unable to open it EDIT: voting has been fixed

Mister Kindly, grotesque abomination, you better finish Sharding, or should just consume a new potato pie. grammar is important people

candidates for thread demon 1. Tani 2. nobody, but it could be you, or a rock, or basically anyone or anything candidates for king of the thread 1. Ookla the short is short (sorry, couldnt think of a good one) 2. vapor the eternal king 3. chaos is my favorite 4. a baby goat possibly a baby chasmgoat 5. Emi good for her 6. Shallan ok, neat, first sanderson charector nominated 7. Shallan? wait, twice? 8. Shallan?! no three times 9. Shallan??!! gee, thats a lot of nominations ten isn't taken yet, just saying if you are reading this good for you, post a fork picture and i will give you a upvote

nooooooo, i lost, i just wanted to go on the shard to chill and i instantly lose the game

Thaidakar the Ghostblood is now the cheif assassin of the thread, but only on Wednesdays, for a cost he will assassinate someone running for king, which does absolutely nothing. side note, I'm back on the thread for the first time in months, and its so weird, I'll try to set up the voting sometime soon.

nintendo switch if you are holding a nintendo switch, you can (nintendo) switch places with people an amount of times equal to the amount of times of times you sneezed yesterday. brick walls

looks like vapor is once again queen.

thanks I worked hard on making it original and am happy that others like it too.

The happy ninja that gets too excited and writes Dark Revengers rom-com comics is not the unending future of the happy Radiant Sharders, it's my bloodthirsty flerkens.

The happy Sharder gets too excited and unreads Dark revengers rom-com comics is not the doomed future of the crystal Radiant Sharders, it's my bloodthirsty flerkens. there we go, back to proper grammer... ish

this thread will never die, it will only ever enter a coma.

anyone want to join me in reading the Entire TLT(M), anyone want to join me, peerks include being able to reference random super old plot points, like butts 12 daughters.

"The happy Sharder gets too excited and unreads Dark revengers rom-com comics" and is not the doomed future of the crystal Radiant Sharders, it's my bloodthirsty flerkens.

the very best

this thread feels like home, i have made two magic systems and have ideas for two more in my spare time recently, and I just want to thank AonEne for making this thread. this one is pretty standard, but i thought i would give it a try moods, henceforth referred to as emotion, are something unique to creatures with souls, the more advanced and complex the soul, the wider range of emotions it can reach, when someone reaches extreme emotions they have a small chance to become a Moodmage, with extended extreme emotions having increasingly high chances. people often snap as children due to this. (i couldn't think of a good name, suggestions are welcome) using their emotions to harness the powerful emotions their soul creates, different emotions create different effects which will be listed below, and stronger emotions cause more powerful effects. a side effect of using magic is your emotions becoming muted as you use them as fuel, though they will recover and come back with time. emotion effects. (if anyone thinks of one that i missed please tell me and i will try to fix it) anger: anger is used for fire magic, though its extremely due to the usual lack of control and rationality that comes with anger. jealousy: jealousy is used for summoning magic, though its highly frowned upon to use, and most moodmages know better then to use it. irritation: irritation is used for sound manipulation, and is generally used to mute annoying noises. happiness/joy: happiness is electric magic, so moodmages who are generally happy are employed by powerplants, leading to the saying that the world runs on happiness. love: love is used to create objects out of nothing, and is useful if you forgot your spouses anniversary sadness: sadness is water magic, and many sad moodmages end up with involuntary rainclouds hovering over themselves as a odd and not fully understood side effec fear*: fear magic is used to create shields and wards to protect the user, which thankfully last a while after fear subsides, otherwise it would be quite useless because they would stop feeling scared because of their shield, and then promptly lose it. *bravery is a variant of fear, which is being scared but still doing what scares them. bravery causes stronger effects then fear and mutes slower. shyness: shyness is used to create invisibility, used as a defense mechanism to avoid people. sympathy: sympathy is used to heal others, though people who feel sympathy pain (like me) are warned against going into the medical field. guilt/shame: guilt is used for memory magic, but its not healthy to use and can have severe emotional consequences. determination: determination is used for temporary physical enhancements. confusion: confusion is used to gain information, such as scrying, which usually helps resolve the confusion. if anyone has one for earth or air I would appreciate it. blindness

i totally called it before i clicked it LOL!!

glad you liked it, also try fully white text like this you can see it if you highlight it with your courser. my goal is to make people look for it more often, and then start hiding secrete messages more if you are reading this then congratulations

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