Gak

fair enough.

granted but you cant turn left i wish for my bother to lose the game

granted but your next post cant have any words shorter then 3 letters i wish for reese's pieces for all mankind

granted, but it can only make cat food and milk i wish for 5 healthy, obedient triceratops the size of cats that eat chicken feed

i was surprised there wasn't already a thread for it to be honest, because studio c had one, and its a great show

a thread for Dwight in shining armor related things

i will now try to win

#MumboForMayor

there are currently 5 out of 10 nomanees 1. Mumbo Jumbo, finest mustache in the l 2. Namless, who lacks a name 3. Bearer of all agonies, not condensation 4. Spren of kindness, just chilling 5. DramaQueen, finest Top hat in the land 6. the rule that the winner of an election may not run in the next two elections, i think i know what law they will make or you can reelect Ookla the dragon/EmiTheNinja for president/King, not sure why its president now, i blame Mumbo #MumboForMayor

i elect Mumbo jumbo for king of the thread hermitcraft is so good #MumboForMayor

Blame the cat

yes the election is over, and Ookla the dragon is king

granted, but it likes to sit on your keyboard i wish for a banana for scale Meme

i have the opposite problem.

is Ookla season over on the 18th?

when you celebrate Ookla season

when the shard is your happy place

when your average written response is one sentence, but they ask you to write about your favorite book, so they get an essay instead.

granted, your bane is that your new older brother has better chocolate that they are literally incapable of sharing i wish for really really good chocolate.

granted, but he spends the entire day insulting you, hidden with lightweaving. i wish for 4 gallons of hot sauce.

and a flood

granted, but the person enjoys getting them because they enjoy creative banes. i wish that a had the effects of burning atium whenever i was driving a car.

Ookla the Squid

granted, but your life is being live-streamed and you can only turn it off 2 hours a day. i wish my cat gave me all the benefits of a 5th oath sworn windrunner.(shardplate, shardblade, lashings, ect)

sorry about the necro, but this is the best place for this i finally got my younger brother to join the shard, HAHA!! also i need to up my A game, he already finished ROW before me and is threatening to spoil it *distressed noises*