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A mischievous glint came to Mustachio's eyes, "nothing is 'nonremovable' with the right touch." He started to slowly reach into his coat pocket while not looking away from the gauntlet.
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The colonel started to glared at Jack. "We have no time, got to move now."
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The mustached man was completely enraptured by the gauntlet, completely refusing to take his eyes off of it."Tell me, what does it run on? How does it work? May I handle it, just for a moment, it'll be back to you before you know it." The mustached man reached forward to grab the gauntlet.
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Pior stood as if to be the last person through, that way he could watch the group's back.
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The mustached man dropped the act as he looked on to gauntlet with awe. "What on this evil earth is that?!"
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"Now now, first you gotta answer for damages. You see this?" The mustached man gestured towards the toppled aisle, "does that look like it's going to fix itself?"
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The mustached man looked down the aisle with a cheeky aisle as he twirled his mustache. He then nearly ran down the aisle, changing his voice to resemble that of a pompous elite, "what do you think you're doing in my store?"
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The mustached man put everything he had into reaching the Quantatainium, but he apparently didn't have much to give, as he quickly fell behind. Right as the man started gasping for breath, he jumped at the sudden noise that came from an aisle that he was passing. He took the time to peer down to see what had caused the incredibly loud and distracting disturbance.
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It took a moment before the mustached man noticed his competition, which at that point he took off at full speed towards the package.
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The mustached man was briefly caught up in an argument against the short woman while the body builder was looking around the store. Just as the argument seems to approach its climax, the body builder nudged the mustached man's shoulder and pointed towards the package of Quantatainium. The mustached man gasped with joy and took off running towards it.
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"I saw some shotguns next to the firearms, or are you looking for something sharp?" The man paused as he realized that someone else had joined the conversation. "Do you know where they keep the Quantatainium in this place?"
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"Uh, 'Not Incognito.' No, that sounds unconvincing to me. I'm sorry, but I'm no good on the spot."
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The mustached guy rolled his eyes. "My work obviously." He looked down at what he was wearing before slapping his forehead. "Right, I'm in incognito mode. I mean that I'm uh . . . getting it for a friend?"
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The mustached guy called out as the young man walked away. "Oh, you wouldn't happen to know where I can find Quantatainium in this place, would you?"
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The short man nearly leaped back in surprise. "Hold your horses young man, you aren't the only one with places to be!" The short man wore a cheap, pinstripe suit with a matching fedora. After his short outburst, he put on a pleasant smile that was accented by his thin, handlebar mustache.
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The short man strolled through the entire store with a burning devotion aimed towards finding what he wanted, whether it was actually in the store or not.
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"Well you're being incredibly rude you know." The short man turned and started to walk in the other direction, obviously miffed by the short interaction. "C'mon guys, this place can't be that different from the one back home."
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In the year 1173, in the first battle, when the Everstorm first awakened, one stood. Broken by the plains that had been shattered, his soul blistered by the fires of Damnation and tainted beyond Tranquility, he chose the path of perpetual torment to defend others. In his burning devotion, he found no peace, and with boiling blood he scoured the lands of Roshar seeking vengeance against the Fused lords who had wronged him. He wore the medal of an Alethi Highmarshal, and those that tasted the bite of his spear named him . . . The Stormblessed. https://youtu.be/xdqxwZkSso0?t=13 Hey all, I just was minding my own business when I had the dumb idea to take a pre-existing monologue and remake so that instead of being about the original subject, the "parody" is about our favorite Windrunner Kaladin Stormblessed. The monologue that this is based off of is from the Doom Franchise, and is called "I. Dogma." (Disclaimer, I have not actually played any of the Doom games, I simply heard the originally and thought it was so cool that I just had to screw around with it until it fit for our good friend Kaladin). Click on the Video link to be sent to a Youtube video that seemed fitting considering the source material. Feel free to place anything else that you think might be neat that's a parody or reimagining of something. This is just me sharing this dumb thing that I thought of, so the bar isn't high.
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"Great. Do you know where the Quantatainium is in this store? Just point in the right direction and I'll be out of your assumedly and absurdly long arm hair."
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"Oh, don't be a pain, it'll only take two seconds. I'm in a hurry too."
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The short man waved, and he approached the other guy. "Hi, excuse me, over here! Do you think that you could help me real quick?"
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A short man walked down the aisle of the supermarket with a list in his hand. Beside him stood a tall and well muscled man that could be mistaken for either a gang member or a body builder; he pushed a cart filled with groceries. Accompanying these two men was a short and stocky woman who followed closely behind them, and occasionally the short man would read off the list and point at a product that's on the shelf, the woman would then run forward and grab it before placing it into the cart.
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