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    Someone's child just showed up on my doorstep. Was that your doing?' Cheese, with a side of burger.
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    Shadesmar?
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    Your turn, @Szeth_Pancakes!
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    Has anyone done "goat-nimi" yet? Szeth of the Skybreakers had, fortunately, trained with all ten goats. I am not good at being a goat. It is... a failing of mine. I knew a voice like yours once, goat-nimi. ... A single one, in my mind, when I was young. I hope things go better this time.
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    Gets laugh track. Inserts alespren.
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    You know which VeggieTales character sucks? A gallbladder is absolutely necessary for that.
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    ...Known as ScreamEverywhere™ Patent Pending.
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    Thanks for the apple, stepmother. When you break a school computer
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    This is still going, BTW.
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    Marasi?
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    Gets a pocket-sized edition of the same book. Inserts Microsoft OneLaunch.
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    What's your favorite Febreze? I got it yast lear.
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    How many times do you estimate that cow has farted? It's the same thing as curry.
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    Gets fired. Inserts the General Manager.
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    Gets braces {}. Inserts //////////////////////////////.
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    (Loudly) I sure hope I do not get mugged. When you're chasing chickens
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    Gets a Fortnite-playing uncle. Inserts a floppy disk.
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    So, what made you choose to audition for America's Got Talent? Well, you see, we were talking, and we found out that we both own hagfish.
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    (Um, actually, I was going for "Szeth was never Truthless.") Um, actually, they're on brandonsanderson.com. An old man asks Raoden for food when Raoden first arrives at Elantris.
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    Gets teleported to another oathgate. Inserts a door-shredder.
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    At least it wasn't Bra— THAT WAS BRANDON SANDERSON?! When you're watching your friend in a play
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    However, everyone was too busy with running around like chickens with their heads cut off. That and, of course, screaming.
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    Why is there a sniper rifle set up here? I told you not to move!
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    Very descriptive, and it says you're nice, so 9.5/10
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    Gets indigestion. Inserts the Dor.
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