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  1. FriarFritz
    Gets a dead vending machine *inserts a new vending machine*
  2. FriarFritz
    If I had $100 that wasn't intended to be dumped into college, yes, 1000%! Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
  3. FriarFritz
    *wins*
  4. FriarFritz
    I might be a Truthwatcher? Whenever I take the quiz, I get Truthwatcher, Lightweaver, or Willshaper, and they're all real close to each other.
  5. FriarFritz
    Why are all the crabs dead? Seriously though, why? My family went to the beach today and there were a bunch of dead crabs washed up.
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    Granted. No one remembers you at all. I wish for a job.
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    Granted. Unfortunately, these skills only come into effect while playing Meta Knight on Brawl, so you will be hated by all honest Smash players. I wish for an unlimited supply of tacos.
  8. FriarFritz
    Have we established that life is life yet? I don't want to start based off of faulty assumptions.
  9. FriarFritz
    It sounds like some sort of special office. Or maybe a battalion. Yeah, like "DramaQueen's 11th Favourite, Company B, Squad 12. Awarded a Top Hat for bravery and heroic action."
  10. FriarFritz
    Granted - through Hemalurgy. You have so many spikes that any two-bit Soother or Rioter can control you effortlessly. I wish for a llama.
  11. FriarFritz
    All times are legitimate times, except around 4 - 4:30 AM. That is the curséd half-hour, the 30 minutes of horror, the time when demons are summoned and the dead raised.
  12. FriarFritz
    Gets an anti-gerbil snorting pamphlet. Inserts Reykjavik
  13. FriarFritz
    Gets a reference I don't understand. *inserts Ian Anderson*
  14. FriarFritz
    Why thank you. So does that mean there are more? Tell me of this.
  15. FriarFritz
    sniiiiiiiiiiiiiw
  16. FriarFritz
    Gets a packet of frozen Oreos (which are awesome and everyone should try them). Inserts a fish.
  17. FriarFritz
    Ooh, have we created multiple timelines?
  18. FriarFritz
    morning. Notice the ommitted word. There's a reason I left it out. *wins whilst everyone is distracted*
  19. FriarFritz
    You get intent Inserts an acre of arable land
  20. FriarFritz
    What the title says. Time zones are a lie spread by the Librarians to help cover up their conspiracy. Jet lag is actually caused by the gasses released on airplanes to prevent anyone from noticing the extra continents or the extra flight time. The development of instant international communications would have posed a problem, except that the Librarians, having anticipated this, had created a way to communicate through time. So if you're in New York, talking with someone in LA, you're actually three hours ahead.
  21. FriarFritz
    Burn the witch!
  22. FriarFritz
    Relevant:
  23. FriarFritz
    Who dares awake me from my slumber?
  24. FriarFritz
    Granted. You now own a well-educated bandicoot. For your bane, you can no longer smile. I wish for a top hat
  25. FriarFritz
    Which is a shark. Hmmm...
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