“Well, I heard that you should put butter on his feet. Yeah, that’s right. Smear a thick layer of butter all over his feet. After that, put some socks in his feet. Then, you put his feet in a tub of steaming hot water, and his head into a tub of ice-cold water. After an hour, take his feet out and take off the socks and butter. Then, take a knife and chop off a thin layer of skin off his feet. Then repeat the process twice, and then send him home with soft socks on. Ok?”