Soulbinder

"They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Unless, of course, you apologize for my son's pain and all his cries

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES

"I will take the Ring to Mordor."

–Sun Tzu, Art of War

It's the final crack, we're about to break the ice now

I can play piano and flute!

TPBM is/was a theater kid

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Not all math is ew. Just calculus. 

In my opinion, derivatives are kind of fun. Integrals, however, tend to be unholy destroyers of sanity. And don't even get me started on differential equations.

However, the Sandwich is on fire because of its reentry into Earth's atmosphere. You are forced to drop it into my waiting (oven-mitted) hands. 

I only watched one episode once years ago, but it was good. I'd watch the rest but I don't have Crunchyroll. Or time.

TPBM thinks they could survive a zombie apocalypse. 

But before you go I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

No

poSEIDON

sTOOOOooooOOORM

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

Unfortunately for you, he accidentally teleported to a field in the middle of nowhere where I was in the process of assembling an army of NERF-gun wielding bunnies for unrelated world-domination purposes. I clock Bartholomew upside the head with the wooden bat I keep for geologist-whacking and take the Sandwich for myself.

5 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

My pastor screwed up big time with both an action and communication. Long story short, I'm not allowed to talk to my adopted sister for the school year, so 8 more months, since it's already been 2. 

The way the news was broken to me was him telling my sister, and leaving her to tell me. So she then had to work through pain and tears to tell me. 

He was a coward, and one of the reasons I'm not allowed to talk to her is slander against us.

He then dared to speak to me normal not one hour after I had heard, and act as if nothing had happened. I came within and inch of punching most him in the face. And I wouldn't have regretted it. I didn't, both cause I have sworn windrunner oaths, and because I didn't want to cause my sister more trouble.

 

(skip me)

I'd want to beat him up too honestly, that sucks!

5 hours ago, VieB13 said:

TPBM know a good way to change the topic of this conversation 

No. Every time I try to change the subject it's like a train derailing. 

TPBM likes trains.

keep your eyes open...

So much has changed but I'm the same, yes, I'm the same

Lemons, probably. Or sunflowers.

What fictional character would you want to run for president?

Granted. However, you can only write in Klingon and it's always backwards.

I wish for an army of rubber ducks.

Nope, except with things like cookies and brownies.

TPBM has an oddly specific talent.

No, and I don't know anyone who has.

What would you do if you were being chased by a group of college students during finals?

No, Tiresias is great. If I were stuck in the Underworld I'd probably troll people too.

TPBM likes both EPIC the musical AND Percy Jackson

Some specific movies, not really in general.

TPBM has a favorite weird animal fact

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinover, wore heels, nails, blade, and mascara on the day he was to kill a king.