The_Archivist

I swear to keep information about TUBA secret that should be kept secret

I swear to never spike goods

and I swear allegiance to TUBA, and only TUBA, in the Alleyverse RP.

I also swear to protect those who cannot protect themselves.

389. Make sure you are a named character, as this lowers the odds of you dying in a random battle.

390. Make sure you are not the only named character in a group of unnamed ones,  as your entire squad will most likely be wiped out.

391. Always have a secret (preferably dark one) you can share in a life death situation, this ensures your survival. Note that this is in the case of  personal secrets, regular secrets that you share will only get you killed.

392. This cannot be overstated, don't be greedy!

You get Nightblood

*inserts Wayne's lucky hat*

when you see a cloud stretch over the horizon behind you and you start sprinting home to outrun the highstorm

Granted, everyone is smiling at you in a patronizing way, it is infuriating.

I wish to be a beta reader.

P.S. I hope i guessed the rules correctly.