The_Archivist

Yes, but it prevents new topics, unless you do what I did, wich fixrs it.

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"Thank you." John exited the bakery and re-entered TUBA HQ. "Sorry for all that, I get a little weird when I don't get coffee. Who are you people anyway?"

Shame on you, making sure the will be nothing to talk about by saying what should we talk about, there is no better way to stop a conversation as you very well know *deep breath*

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John had no idea what the exchange rate was, so he just flipped the man five clips. He snatched the coffee and guzzled it in three seconds. When he was done, he through the cup into the disposal bin, "foul stuff". "Is that enough?"

He paused, There are different types? "Just plain coffee"

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Okay then

John entered the bakery next door and immediately said "Coffee, now"

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I just realised there's no one there, should I make an NPC or something? @AonEne

Besides, we're at a great pace. If this keeps going like this we'll be finished in a year and a half (yes I actually made a rough calculation).

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Sheesh, this thread goes from mindless randomness to dark seriousness in seconds.

Granted, they are horrible now. Seriously, why would you want that?

I wish for the coronavirus to end.

I honestly have no idea what's special about that number, and there's no need to explain.

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Hopefully it won't take 20 years

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Is ot allowed to only post the number?

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Whatever.

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Okay. Archivist agreed with Nameless's banishing and instead took a sledgehammer and broke the 4th wall himself. What's up 17th shard?

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Okay, thank you, I'll think on it.

Gets F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

*Inserts dragonsteel prime*

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Thank you! I noticed some metalborn, can I be one as well (specifically a Feruchemist, if I can)?

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This looks like so much fun. Can I still join?

Archivist hated mimes, so he brought Deadpool in to wreack havock on the fourth wall.

Also I have no idea what's going on with that mime joke.

Archivist took a pair of scissors and cut the fabric of space time to sever the loop.

I hope not, but then again 99,999 is a pretty sweet post number.

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Then we'll just have to be the first, I mean, we're already doing great.

55, truly a harmonious number.

Archivist, now recovered, teleported home, he made himself some crêpes and stared at a picture on the wall. He didn't want to do this but the only way to beat a narrator is with a narrator, they needed someone who could find the specialness and magic in everything, even normalness. He took off the painting and opened the safe behind it, scanned his eye and fingerprint, and finally said: "Release the Brandon".

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Feel free to take over the new narrator, I don't think I can do too well with him.

Can I join as well?

4 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Zephyr shrugged. “Not really. I’m not really a scholar, but I do appreciate knowledge and its preservation. Speaking of which, are you a scholar?”

John shrugged. "You could say that, it depends on your definition really.

5 hours ago, AonEne said:

“Yep, we have a bakery right next door. This is the official guild entrance,” Ran explained. “They’ll have coffee for sale.”

"Thanks!" He said, relieved. He nodded towards Zephyr and said "I'll be right back." He then went out the door to get some coffee.

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Is there an actual thread or do I just need to pretend I went there?