The_Archivist

"witchcraft!!!"

Archivist starts to dose off

"I wish that jellyfish was here... also that letter is from hoid, so you might want to open it"

Sighing, Archivist took a seat beside them, pondering the chaos he had wrought.

Archivist grew bored with all this agreement, and satiated his lust for fire by burning the farm.

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Dapper lit his pipe, sucking on the stem for a moment. 

Did we just get sucked into Weel Of Time?

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The jellyfish was indeed a sea jelly, although it had been mistaken as a fish made from jelly countless times. 

Your question has been answered long ago

Archivist then broke his oath of pacifism and burned the jellyfish alive.

The radiant and the mistborn (I'm not meddling in the name war) gave a moment of silence for sloth and the short lived mosquito

What noooooo

But Nameless forgot the jellyfish is functionslly immortal and cannot be killed by old age.

"I am a goat"

"The goat is a lie"

"Those who do not know the goat are doomed to repeat it"

"I can do with one goat what others do with dosens"

Dang it!!!

You get a fake ID!

Inserts nothing.

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The jellyfish, while very bored, did gain a very vague and general knowledge on the lore of everything.

By the way, welcome to the Shard!!

 

Thanks! Archivist realised he needed to change tactics and became a pacifist. I don't know why that's helpful, I'm just doing it.

I lost after 14 years, nooooooooo....

Wait a minute... *Erases memory of game*

Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing" (and since it is in bold, everything is shouted)

You get your corpse!

Inserts nameless's corpse

I didn't even know that the terms of service existed

Roshar

Axehounds
Lurgs
Chulls
Sandlings
Tonks
Patji's Fingers

Eliminated blackbane, I mean come on, it's a plant.

which one would you eat if you had to 

Those noodles didn't need it anyway (inhales flavor packet and becomes flavourful)

I have some flavourful meat

Archivist decided to annoy the jellyfish to death by explaining the lore of everything with only "you know" and "that thing"

An annoying mosquito shows up and is now immortal according to the rules of the fight. Muahahahahahahahaha

Granted, you catch coronavirus and die.

I wish to not be harmed by my bane.

395. If you want to hire a guide, make sure you know for a fact that the people he guides actually arrive safe and sound. Guides are treacherous and should be trusted as little as possible.