The_Archivist

Granted, normally, the dragon likes you, but not when it's eating, then it wants to eat you too. Your bane is that you are completely incapable of doing anything except breathing. I wish for a Nahel bond with an ink spren.

I'm pretty sure that after a long interval like that it's fine to double post. I don't have Smash... But I do have Splatoon if you want to play that.

Oh. That's nice. 508

Someone who thinks that number is also awesome (and it is). Although personally I'm aiming for a different number. 506

But ninjas are silent... I got ninja'd... that's ironic...

*does calculation* Yep.......... I guess we'll have to be more active 493

Yep. An unreasonable amount of time could be five years. 490

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Giant ninjas!!! Giant ninjas everywhere!!!!!!!!!

Well, yes. But that's the only way to get it done in a reasonable amount of time. 485

That's the very meaning of this thread.

*prepares to defend the thread, then realises something* Wait a minute, how do you even attack a thread? Edit: Oh wait, never mind. I've translated your other sentences too.

Everest tried to suppress his anger, but knew it was probably visible anyway. How dare he, how dare he imply that he wasn't all Everest described him to be! He felt the urge to kill him, here and now. It would solve all of his problems, and rid the world of one more Voidbringer. Wait, he tried to tell himself, you wouldn't kill a prisoner in cold blood, would you? But deep inside he knew that yes, he would. This one at least. But that wasn't what he was here for, he was here for information, and he was going to get it, one way or another. With some difficulty, he swallowed his anger. "Very well then, tell us what you know about the... Enlightened." Despite his best efforts, there was a noticeable amount of contempt in that last word. "We want to know everything, hierarchy, leaders, locations, motivations, plans, the whole lot."

*posts whenever I feel like it* 480

Is that an Avatar reference or or a yiping sound?

But as the money was free, it was also worthless. If money is free, then that means you have to give it away for nothing.

We're sorry, the power of the Nightwatcher is incapable of such a feat. If you have a complaint, you may register it by filling out form 838, and we will be happy to reimburse you. I wish for complete control over gravity.

*smiles mischievously* Whoops

You sue her, but you lose and owe her tons of money.

Well, it's pretty useless, but I'm sure I'll find a use for it. I have a bonfire with money instead of wood.

*spills stew in anger* Because of you I lost the game again!

If you try hard enough, you can drink anything!!! Just be aware that you might choke. P.S. This thread is evil.

Thankfully, the Voidbringer didn't immediately oust Everest as the traitor he was. Could he have perhaps, forgotten about him? No, that was too convenient, he must be setting up for a greater reveal later on. He had to find a way to deal with him before then. He was working with a ticking bomb that could go off any second, time was short. But now was not the time to figure it out, he needed to keep up pretenses, and that included paying attention during the interrogation. Everest's eyes narrowed in suspicion. What was the Voidbringer's game here? He couldn't pretend to be human, not with how he looked. Was this meant to frustrate him? Only one way to find out. "All right then, I'll play along. Voidbringers are evil monsters that enjoy killing people. They have glowing red eyes, and some of them have red and black skin and carapace. Sound familiar?" Anger tinged his words towards the end. This was not good, he needed to end this as quickly as possible.

The palace in Kholinar.

While I'm glad, that does mean we need to find a new way to spam... I know! *doesn't win quite yet*

Hey, @The Last Post, you changed your profile pic. I like it!