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The Awakened Salad

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  1. I really don’t have time for an rp right now... *cries* Maybe I could just have a character that pops in randomly. *starts planning character*
  2. May I found the order of the Vanillacallers? We have the surges of Flavor and Proportion. Our second ideal is: “I will ensure all ingredients are used in the correct proportions” (Which is kind of ironic for me actually, because I never pay attention to proportions when I cook).
  3. Sadly, no. They did not know the true glory of *wins*. I can’t remember the name, but that one doesn’t sound familiar. It looked like the Shard, but green?
  4. This is kind of random, but I accidentally stumbled onto another forum, and it was surreal. It was like this weird alternate universe version of the Shard. They even had their own version of TLPW. (I know we’re not the first forum to have this game, but it was still strange seeing it somewhere that wasn’t the Shard). But anyway, *wins*.
  5. Why are we all trying to kill Ene? A friendly serpent approached her.
  6. And she fell towards the great cookie sea.
  7. It’s basically just spinning a pen in your hand. I’m really bad at it though .
  8. I can do a really mediocre pen flip?
  9. Wait, really? Genuinely curious here.
  10. Except Salad was already in TLT. Through the power of plot, Salad, still dying, came back through the portal to TST, and started falling through the sky.
  11. @Mushroom Catalog I’m glad it mostly worked out . It’s maybe not the most ideal situation, but it’s not a bad compromise. Hopefully your brother will be more careful next time. Unfortunately, I still cannot let you *win*.
  12. The taxi along with everyone in it also went to The Longest Thread.
  13. “AAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Salad screamed, transitioning from one thread to the other as the taxi entered the thread. “My feta...” Salad’s lettuce started to wilt, the cherry tomatoes began to shrivel, and their bowl began to crack.
  14. THAT’S WHAT IT WAS! I remember now, when I first discovered the Shard I was looking around the site and read it (this was a couple of years ago when I didn’t want to make an account because I hadn’t caught up on all of the cosmere). But that’s when I moved from joke shipping them to real shipping them. Thanks, @Dreamer (should we come up with a new nickname for you?). Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go read it again.
  15. *Eats brownies while hiding in a tent*
  16. Vomited out a rainbow.
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