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    But every time he came back from jumping into dumpster fires, he seemed to be hiding something under his coat.
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    Granted, but you are no longer human. You are now a bowl of cereal. I wish for some face paint.
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    I don’t watch all that much anime, but I’m going to second Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It’s just so well done.
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    Salad cheered on their cousin potato salad as they faced off against hasselback potatoes.
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    Currently, it was sitting on top of the office desk of a very angry flamingo.
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    Potato soup had some trouble getting into the ring without spilling everywhere.
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    Nah
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    Hash browns entered the ring, ready to face potato latkes on the other side
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    And there was his second in command, Honk Honk.
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    I’ll take it. Now I can gift it to Nameless. I have a bundle of rotten carrots.
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    I’m sorry, I’ve never played the Oregon Trail, so I wouldn’t know how to progress the game. Potatoes were raining from the sky.
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    They were seeking refuge from the old man.
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    Yes, randomness is back! It was a goat boat.
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    He had to sit in a corner and recite the alphabet ten times.
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    I feel like maybe that’s not a good idea to tell someone that? If I hadn’t played the game I wouldn’t want to know that.
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    Try and awkwardly shove cosmere words into ordinary conversations to see if you get a reaction. “So I’m really invested in this book series right now.” “I’ll put this food in the fridge for its preservation.” “That fire really burns bright, doesn’t it? It must be because of all those sticks.” “I wonder when this storm will pass. We have no power so we have to use candles for light.” “It’s great to see them showing such devotion to each other.” “Colours! ...are so pretty, aren’t they?” “Oh, rust! My bike is ruined by all this rust!” “Remember to get your correct iron intake so you’re strong enough to pull stuff around.” I have no idea how you would naturally integrate some of those into a conversation, but oh well.
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    That would drive me insane, but I want it. I have a used, unwashed pair of socks.
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    Yeah, I do that all the time as well. I have a bad habit of going into YouTube comment sections for game soundtracks and reading the comments without having finished the game, so I definitely know the feeling. I learn this new bit of information, then just run with it. Happily, sometimes my assumptions are false, but sometimes they’re not.
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    But the lemons hit Salad instead, who was standing in front of Life.
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    I’m sorry, I didn’t intend to try and spoil anything. But as aneonfoxtribute said, I don’t think there was anything in my post that leads to massive spoilers. I’ll edit my original post, though.
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    I don’t really know where to put this so I’m just going to leave it here, but we’ve gotten more information about Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition and I’m so excited! Over 90 remastered music tracks, updated graphics, and a new epilogue story! I can’t wait to play it.
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    I haven’t won in a while, so *wins*
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    Said the bananas.
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    I know this isn’t as serious as everyone else’s problems, but just the general atmosphere right now... I don’t like it. There’s tension in the air, and people eyeing each other sideways at the store. You get funny looks when you sneeze and no one seems to trust anyone. It just feels like everyone’s against each other in a time when we really shouldn’t be.
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    But the decision was overruled by the council of desserts.
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