The Awakened Salad

*stares blankly at Nameless for a few seconds* *looks at the display fridge where the cake is missing* *looks back at Nameless* *turns around, takes a deep breath* “I AM DONE WITH THIS!” Salad screamed. “IT ENDS NOW!” Suddenly, the lights went black, and all doors exiting the bakery slammed shut. Please ignore that I just changed tense and format “Now,” Salad said, a sickly smile growing across their face. “Let’s begin, shall we?” Salad first went to Nameless, with chocolate smeared around the corners of their mouth. A few crumbs dotted the surface of a plate next to them. Salad grabbed Nameless’ wrist, his fingers still sticky with icing and leaned in close. “You like my chocolate cake?” Salad smirked, and then threw Nameless in the direction of the counter. They hit the counter and slumped to the floor, red icing starting to pool from their forehead. (My bakery has a spell cast on it that no one can be injured while inside. Any harm will manifest as a baking substance). Salad didn’t bother giving them another glance, but began walking, ready to find their next target. I’m counting this as writing practice, because I put too much effort into this post for it not to be Also, I just though I should say that it’s okay, I don’t hate any of you and I definitely wouldn’t actually do this. I’m not actually angry or anything. This post just kind of happened, and I wrote it for enjoyment, not because I wanted to write about me hurting anyone (I know maybe that’s kind of obvious but I wanted to say it just in case)

Ah, right. Oops.

The penguins were made of banana.

*sighs and goes to the cookie dough, protecting it with a lettuce shield* I never use high-fructose corn syrup in any of my baking. But we are not completely sugar free. Some of my products, like the special super duper amazing chocolate cake that no one eats until I say it’s ready must contain sugar. It’s okay, I think we can dispose of all of the sugary goods in no time *gestures to everyone around them shovelling backed goods into their mouths* Also, I have a shield that protects my bakery from interference with TLT.

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Of course you can! And no you didn’t do it wrong. I don’t think there is a right or wrong way . We were just typing out random ideas for a videogame (well I was, anyway). Ohhhhh okay, that makes sense now. Hang on, let me try. Salad is the best. Edit: Yay it worked!

Welcome to Salad’s Bakery! (I need a better name... hmm...) The cookies still need to be baked, and no eating the dough. If you do I will throw lettuce at you. Not my brownies! *frantically scrambles around kitchen, kicking up flour everywhere*

I'm actually fine with this. If you give me that one strawberry cupcake, that is.

Diminished

Umm, I still have no idea what you're talking about. (Sorry)

*goes to the oven and opens it* *The smells of freshly baked brownies wafts out* *Salad takes the tray out of the oven, waits for the brownies to cool, and then bites into one, looking Ene directly in the eyes* You may have my cupcakes, but you'll never take my brownies from me. Oops, I interpreted it as you taking the whole tray. Oh well, this is fun anyway.

I'm sorry, I don't understand. (But also with the introvert video game, instead of battles, there are Conversations. Like say you're on a street, and people are just walking around, but if you get to close to a person, a Conversation is started. During the conversation you have the "talk" option, where you can select a variety of phrases like "how are you?" and stuff like that. There is one right phrase, and there is a timer. If the timer runs out, then you lose SE (social energy, instead of HP). The aim is to reduce the other person's SE so that they are too tired to talk to you, but if your SE runs out then you are to drained to continue the Conversation and you have to go back home in defeat. The "phone" option is basically a run button, where you can escape Conversations by pretending to check your phone. While walking around on the street, you can avoid Conversations by having your headphones in. However, the battery life of your phone will drain more quickly, and if it runs out, you won't be able to use your headphones. Additionally, it will be much harder to escape from Conversations, as the other person might notice your phone isn't on. There are a number of status conditions that may be inflicted during Conversations. These include awkwardness, sadness, anger and panic. These can be induced by your opponent, with an item, or by selecting certain dialogue options.)

BUT I BAKED THEM MYSELF! MAKE YOUR OWN!

The snack table was a safe zone, unless you stayed there for too long and people started to wonder why you keep on eating chips and not interacting with anyone. (I’m on mobile so I don’t have the strikethrough option, so brackets will have to do) (Now that you mention it, it would be a cool game idea. A mixture of stealth, choose your own path, and something else maybe)

ENE GET BACK HERE WITH MY CUPCAKES. I mean on one hand, no school, but on the other, it’s because of coronavirus. Are they going to make you do work at home?

Crushed

Oh storms I forgot about Studio C! I used to watch it all the time. The first mission was titled “Interact with a stranger at a party.”

Ene no! Sharing is caring!

It was called Being An Awkward Introvert.

*hands out cupcakes to try and cheer everyone up*

The seals were instructed to guard the cave with their lives. It worked because seals are cute and no one ever wanted to hurt them.

He buried the goat in a secret cave, then protected it with a sealing spell.

*pops in and rambles about how Mistborn would look amazing if it was animated* I mean, think about how it would look. The red sky, the black ash, Kredik Shaw looming in the distance. Imagine how fluid it could look, watching Vin soar between the rooftops, or the Kelsier vs Inquisitor fight. I feel like it would take a lot of effort to make some aspects of the book seem realistic with live action, but with animation it would feel a lot more natural.

Poisonous buttercups.

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