The Awakened Salad

I got Alien Symbiosis, which is the power to gain powers by hosting alien beings in one’s body. I’m not sure how I feel about that. I don’t think I could handle little alien parasites .

It gives you a range of powers depending on the parasite like shapeshifting or otherworldly senses, but... alien parasites. Also there’s the risk of, you know, getting taken over by said parasites and losing control.

Edit (I’m sorry there are going to be a lot of these, this is really fun): Now I have multiple faces? (But I never had a face to begin with, I’m a salad..)

Edit 2: I have galaxy physiology, which is the power to transform into or or have a physical body made up of galaxy. Not really sure how that works, but I’ll take it. I shall make the salad galaxy, which is just a giant salad!

Edit 3: This is the most random grouping of powers ever. Now I have fourth wall awareness, which means I can have the ability to be aware that one’s Universe is fictional, and potentially use this to act in otherwise impossible ways within their fictional universe.

So now I’m a galaxy salad who can host alien parasites, has multiple faces and knows about the fourth wall! Fear me mortals!

We should make superhero/villain names. 

I feel kind of called out but also slightly mad that I didn't get angsty.