"Yeah... I mean, I just sort of... woke up somewhere, no memories. I couldn't even remember my name. The only thing I could think about was... well..." Ellis winced. "I don't know about this whole 'prophecy' business and stuff. I don't know who this 'Chosen One' is or what they're supposed to do. All I know is that I woke up thinking 'I'm the Dark Lord,' and some kid had this magical evil-killing sword."
Scud you, Melody, you little traitor.