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NameIess

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  1. *rings bells* You got it!!! hooray! My first clue: this character died a hero.
  2. Racing, high jumping, long jumping, swimming, gladiatorial arena battles,...
  3. Demon and A magical amulet.
  4. *Wins for no good reason*
  5. Then Hoid told Jaywalk a story, and then everything was all right.
  6. Hoid will write the first Wax and Wayne comic, titled: "Wax and Wayne, the rise and fall of Waxillium Dawnshot" and it will become a Scadrial test for worldhoppers.
  7. Five minutes later, the entire military was chasing the real pineapple, declaring it a murderer.
  8. Then everybody was sent to jail for disorderly conduct.
  9. But then the real pineapple bribed the court, and Astral won the appeal.
  10. Granted, but he's dead, so to be with him, the nightwatcher kills you. Good luck with figuring out how to be a cognitive shadow in the 5 seconds or so that you have before going to the beyond! I wish to be a squire of Kaladin, but to be a minor character that doesn't die and lives happily ever after.
  11. *Wins by being quiet*
  12. Granted, you are given the fith DLC for Super Subs Battle United, your curse is that you will never be able to play any other game. I wish for a genie.
  13. I think that things would likely turn to a stalemate after Nalthis, Roshar, and Scadrial Fought it out, then attacked Sel, only to realize that they have approximately no chance of destroying the city. Elantrians in Elantris can regen from almost anything, and their Aons could literally put up an energy shield around the city that could only be broken by either aluminum or some form of investiture, perhaps shardblades, and that doesn't even begin to bring in the other magic systems. The only scenario in which the Sel loses, is if they walk into a fight with Roshar or Scadrial, are too far from Elantris (or whatever they name their city) and are completely destroyed, without being able to retreat in time.
  14. Hoid walked up, examining the Withergeists and the forcefield: "hm, so this is what non-canon magic looks like" he said.
  15. 1. Kaladin 2. Hoid 3. Wayne 4. Taln 5. Dalinar 6. Waxilium 7. Steris 8. Nightblood 9. Syl 10. Moash: Yes, I have read Oathbringer. I like Moash because he is the anti-Kaladin, he is a pale shadow of what a Kaladin focused solely on revenge could have been.
  16. *Secretly wins while everyone else is busy talking about webcomics*
  17. @Fractalfire, It's fine, I was just saying that because the bane doen't affect me! I nveer have to wory about mispelling words ever agin! I am perfectly cotent.
  18. Actually, the reason I asked for that is because the last wish I made, I mistyped it.
  19. 365. Always, always always, always, listen to Kelsiers advice: There is always another secret. If anyone mysterious confronts you, grill them for answers, don't just let them walk away and disappear, grab them and shake them until they tell you everything they know (don't literally shake them, they might get mad). If something seems obvious, It isn't, it is always going to be difficult, never assume anything, and never trust magic scholars unless they are a thousand years old, nice, and intelligent, having studied magic for generations, and even then don't assume that the limitations they think are true are true. Always ask yourself these three questions: why is this true, Is there another explanation? What powers this? and most importantly of all: How do I become stronger?
  20. Granted, he will spend the next 15 years writing a 7 book series about the stick from WoR's spiritual aspect. It will completely demolish his fan base, but when he finally starts writing good books again, they will return, forgiving him his absence, and he will become the most popular author in the world. Unfortunately, he will die of old age before finishing the last book in the cosmere, and all of his notes will be destroyed by the one person left in the world who still hates his books. Great wish! I wish for the power to always spell (or type) the words that I want to correctly, with no mental or physical side effects.
  21. Then Harmony was splintered, and josé took it up, becoming the shard of life.
  22. Is allomancer Jak a feruchemist?
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