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NameIess

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  1. Perfect! I needed to get a copy of that, but all of them are under lock and key. Now I can counter anything that's thrown at me! *Laughs manically.* I have 1 metric cube of beehive, with bees the size of chickens inside of it. Every 5 minutes or so, they produce 1/4 a metric cube of honey.
  2. walk up to a cliff-side. At his side was a grizzled veteran, covered in scars, holding a giant battleaxe. He stared out over the terrain ahead of them, "Almost there, Pedrius." He said softly. The veteran gave He a glare. "That's not my name." He smiled, turning towards the shape-shifter. "But it is the name of the man you are impersonating. A pity we had to kill him in order to take his place. He seemed a good enough fellow." Nobody looked at the ground, then softly said: "He would never have left his farm. Not even to save his son's life. It's the only reason I agreed to kill him."
  3. So you put the needle in, inject the Duraluminum, and then burn the Duraluminum.
  4. How many parts does it go into?
  5. Figure
  6. No. I would not. Too much responsibility. What is your least favorite chore?
  7. Derek lunged in front of the Feruchemist, shielding sloth from the rocks. He collapsed to the ground, chest a mess of broken ribs, gut impaled with shards of rock, and face covered in bruises.
  8. Therapist blood is an excellent fuel for dark rituals. Depending on the amount and type of the blood, the exact specialization of the therapist, and the skill and fame of the therapist, the rituals can do anything from making you immortal and unkillable, to making a good cup of cocoa. Because of this, the number of therapists in the world has decreased dramatically, causing an unfortunate increase of insane people in the world, making therapy an even more dangerous job. Popularity
  9. Truth please.
  10. I'll take it. I guess... I could burn it maybe? I have an incomplete guide to starting plot on The Longest Thread.
  11. Granted. You now have a sled. Your bane is that your right eye will twitch uncontrollably whenever you try to read or listen to a Brandon Sanderson book. I wish to know the secret to starting plot on TLT and TST.
  12. *Gives up on winning*
  13. Which part? The needle would probably work as a spike, and the duraluminum doesn't have to be in your stomach.
  14. Well, considering that I can't speak Alethi at all... I should be okay.
  15. Nameless finally checkmated the penguin. He did a victory dance.
  16. YKYASFW You would rather die then leave your books behind. (Not really.) (OkaymaybeifIhadaWoKleatherbound)
  17. Granted. Everyone in the world catches the Coronavirus at once. In roughly two weeks it'll be over. I wish to be transported to Roshar as an Ardent of the devotary of sincerity in Alethkar.
  18. I don't think that you could actually achieve true immortality with this, only slow or perhaps stop the aging process, until the spiritual aspect eventually overwhelms the cognitive interference.
  19. Nameless watched in horror as Truthless ate a live goldfish.
  20. The goldfish didn't do very well at Oregon trail.
  21. Then put pain receptors in them
  22. Fused carapace. They have the order that can grow weapons and stuff out of it, so why not chains?
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