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NameIess

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  1. Nameless had retired from the quest due to a need for mental recovery.
  2. Not that Schrodinger knew this, until he was told afterwards. He had felt every single sensation that accompanied having several tons of marble and rock crashed onto your head.
  3. Then the wizards collapsed it on top of him.
  4. Nameless decided that Schrodinger needed a pop quiz. Schrodinger appeared in an empty field. Surrounding him were three wizards.
  5. Nameless glared at Matrim. "I thought I asked that my fellow narrators not interfere with my teaching schedule!"
  6. "Remember everyone, you have a test next week, so make sure to study chapters one through three thoroughly." Nameless checked his watch, then waved at the students. "Class dismissed."
  7. "And if the narrator did not know anything had happened?" Nameless turned back to his class. "All right everyone, your homework for this week is simple: I want you to come up with a list of strategies for fighting wizards, along with a list of wizard types that the strategies would work best against."
  8. I guess I'll take it. here's a microscope. I have a partially used first-time experience of The Wheel of Time series.
  9. "The most dangerous type of wizard is not the dragon wizards. It is illusionist wizards. They could make an army burn their own capital to the ground while still thinking they were defeating their enemies. They could make a wizard slaughter innocents thinking they were horrible monsters. Even a narrator could be fooled."
  10. I eat salmon just about every Thursday, so....
  11. But... I'm homeschooled. *Gets a test* *Inserts studying*
  12. You get an funny mind! (Which is another way to say empty) *Inserts first week of school*
  13. When you hide your copy of white sands volume one so that your brother will read Arcanum Unbounded first.
  14. *Gets catatonic reader noises* *Inserts Brandon's work ethic*
  15. I don't think I have. I can still rest my fingers on the keyboard.
  16. *Gets happy reader noises* *Inserts The Rhythm of War*
  17. 421: Remember the rule of fours. If anything happens four or more times, it is completely unimportant and will end up being nothing except a distraction.
  18. "Do I? would you perhaps wish to tell me why, exactly you think I give them too much credit? Do you happen to know the most dangerous type of wizard, perhaps?"
  19. @ShardShaper you might want to put that into a spoiler box.
  20. Nameless returned to the class, using his narratorial powers to see into the past. "Ahh. Good question. No, I am not a wizard. I am a narrator, something that is, in my humble opinion, far stronger than all but the greatest of wizards."
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