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  1. Nameless nodded. "Yeah, stop. He can fix himself."
  2. Nameless popped up next to Rond, disapproving look on his face. "What are you doing?"
  3. "Well, in any case, I've got to be going. See you later."
  4. Someone else shrugged. "My twin is actually just as good as I am."
  5. "Actually, I made that out of dirt. No other ingredients."
  6. "Yeah, that's edited. Besides, I already know who'd win the contest. Here, take a cinnamon roll." Depending on your point of view, of course.
  7. No one but Nameless. It had been fifteen minutes. "Yeah? Well you did it offscreen. besides, he let you win."
  8. Or at least he thought he had. "Yeah, no thanks. I already beat Thaidakar anyways."
  9. Of course, they would probably kill him if he did that. "I'm too good at cooking."
  10. And Thaidakar wondered why Moni didn't like him. Someone else shook his head. "That wouldn't be fair."
  11. It appeared that three of them had starved to death. Thaidakar was always forgetting to feed them. "Right. Well, you're not quite so good at cooking as my twin here. He's amazing at it."
  12. Nameless shook his head. "I'm going to go look for Moni. I need to give something back to her." "So what are your powers again?"
  13. Nameless rolled his eyes. "You're a Narrator. Of course you can do that. Just like I can do this." The movie set exploded, revealing the actual TLT, a confused mess of nonsense and fun. "No thanks, I'm on a diet." He glanced at someone else questioningly. Someone else shook his head. "Yeah, we're both good at the moment."
  14. Nameless laughed. "No it isn't. You're delusional if you think that." "Well too bad, because I've just ruined the soup somehow. It's now terrible soup."
  15. "That wasn't Moni, and it wasn't real. It was a movie, remember?" "Huh. Cool. Anyways, would you like some mediocre soup?" "Okay, maybe we've created a few problems. Anyway, I can make you into a sword, one that could probably kill the Witherlord. I just need some time."
  16. Nameless snorted. "No, you don't understand. Moni doesn't kill people."
  17. "What? Of course I didn't. That would have been stupid. Moni doesn't kill people." "Oh, hello there. Who are you two?"
  18. "That wasn't my fault. The problem there was that Spook had just killed Moni. So I solved that problem. And you'll have to forgive me, because I don't seem to remember killing you." Someone else popped out from behind a bush. "Whew. I thought he'd see me for sure. Can I have some of that soup?"
  19. "Of course not. Name one time when I created a problem. Can't? That's what I thought." Someone else stared at Nowhere in confusion. "I... have no idea what you're talking about. I asked if you wanted some soup. Do you need a psychiatrist? I'm not half bad at psychiatry."
  20. Nameless grabbed the cat. "NO! His name is QCAT!"
  21. Nameless shook his head. "I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't make problems, I solve them." A narrator's somebody that can narrate. "What?"
  22. Nameless shrugged. “Normal people can be turned into swords. It’s easy.”
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