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  1. NameIess
    Nameless coughed. "Awkward." He grabbed the medallion back. "Alright Witherlord, back off. This medallion here can make anything I want into Luxite, so you can either storm off or get a nice sword shoved in your face. I'll give you ten seconds to decide. Nine. Eight."
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    "Oh. Shoot. Well, I guess that the plan's changed." Nameless grabbed Moni, pressed the medallion into her hands, and teleported her and X to the Knight.
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    "Great! Sword it is then." Nameless transported them to another location, where a large device was waiting. "All right. I need you to stand in that thing in order to lure the Darkbeast in. Then once the Darkbeast gets in it, I'll transport you out and activate the purification device, which will hopefully simultaneously kill the Darkbeast and turn it into pure Mordite. He scratched his head. "I've been having trouble with this thing, actually. It's been acting a little... strange." Moni gave Nameless a flat look. "Look, I'm sure it'll work, there's no reason to complain. It'll at least kill th- oh, right. Sorry. I'll try to fix the Darkbeast instead." Nameless pulled out his converter medallion and readied it, waiting for the Darkbeast to appear.
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    "Interesting. Well, I could keep teleporting us forever. Or I could try to convert the Darkbeast back into a chaotic light creature. Or I could try to kill it. Or maybe I could try to turn it into a sword. Perhaps that would work. Which option do you like best?"
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    Nameless frowned, waving a hand and transporting them elsewhere. "So that things chasing you?" Moni nodded tiredly. "It's been chasing us since we ran into it after escaping." Nameless looked towards X. "So your plan to avoid the Darkbeast was me?"
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    "Well you'd still kill infinite chickens anyways."
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    "Well, this'll slow you down quite significantly."
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    Nameless turned towards the duo. "Ah! Moni, X. Good to see you. You wanted to tell me something?" Moni fell onto her hands and knees in exhaustion. "Why-*pant*didn't you-*pant*give me-*pant* unlimited stamina?"
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    The head glared at Thaidakar. "You cheated Narrator. I could not be defeated so easily by such a pathetic warrior as you."
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    Nameless shrugged. "Works for me."
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    "Got it. I'll kill Abomination and stop Soulmover before he destroys the universe trying to break the Wall, and ignore Shadow and that other group." What I meant was: Is the Witherlord about to pop out of nowhere and capture us? Moni pulled a black hole out of her pack and threw it at the Darkbeast.
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    "And it would take you aproximately 753,000,000 years to finish doing so. And I'm putting all the proceeds towards founding Cow-fil-A."
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    "But-but-it's a guide to kill chickens that includes solely seven-hundred and fifty-three of the worst ways to kill chickens! If my book becomes popular, chicken deaths will drop dramatically!"
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    Nameless pulled out a restraining order from the Intergalactic republic of chickens. "You're not allowed to attack me anymore, legally speaking."
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    "Ah. Look at that. I knew he'd make it out all right." Nameless summoned an edgedancer, who quickly healed the battered narrator.
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    "Huh. So I guess we just wait until something interesting happens, huh?"
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    "Abomination."
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    Nameless nodded. "So, do you know where any of his army people are?"
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    "Interesting. Does he serve the Witherlord, or is he trying to be independent?" Nameless considered. "He can't have any Mordite blades, or else he'd have sent somebody after me already. So we shouldn't have too many problems. My amulet might come in handy."
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    "Sure. Not that such a thing's going to happen, but sure."
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    "I should've killed him when I had the chance." Nameless shook his head. "Well, I won't let him get away again."
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    "Well, I actually need to kill the a monster made out of Unintelligible's corpse first, but after I finish that, I'll be happy to kill your brother. Wait, are you talking about Abomination?"
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    "Wonderful! So do you know where he is?"
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    "So you do know him?"
  25. NameIess
    "Oh, nothing too important. I just wanted to ask you if you know anything about TOC's boss."
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