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  1. NameIess
    Lard nodded, sheathing his sword and turning to @Sequence "So, what 'friend' gave you that Mordite? Do you know how dangerous that stuff is?"
  2. NameIess
    Lard ignored this heat, still immune to fire, and took a step back, ready for Thaidakar's next move. "How about we stop fighting? I have my normal body back, with some extra muscles, so there's no reason to continue."
  3. NameIess
    Yes. I am the supreme waffle cook. For eons I have studied the dark arts of combining the essence of waffles and chortles, and at long last I have succeeded. Eating my waffles will draw anyone closer to the ways of the chortle, no matter how far they have strayed.
  4. NameIess
    *Finishes chortling* So, have I ever told you that I have a secret waffle recipe?
  5. NameIess
    Lard dodged this perfectly, countering with a flurry of blows.
  6. NameIess
    Lard launched the shards of Thaidakar's Narrationblade around himself, then shapeshifted back into his usual form, drawing a sword and blocking all of Thaidakar's attacks.
  7. NameIess
    Lard's eyes widened, but he continued his attack, knocking the spear aside and getting in close to stab Thaidakar in the chest. "Where'd you get mordite from? Narrators can't make that through Narration."
  8. NameIess
    (By the way, when I said there were tons of bugs, that was a joke. The characters in the game are bugs.)
  9. NameIess
    Hm. Maybe check the system requirements on steam to see if your computer would work?
  10. NameIess
    It's also on some other platforms. Switch, Playstation 4, and Xbox one according to wikipedia.
  11. NameIess
    Lard responded by becoming fireproof, spinning around towards Thaidakar and lashing out with a spinning blade of metal.
  12. NameIess
    It's on steam, an awesome 2d metroidvania with tons of bugs. You can barely turn the game on without running into bugs.
  13. NameIess
    Why not tomorrow? Or today?
  14. NameIess
    Lard used the incorporated Narrationblades to form a shield, catching the bullets on it as he transformed back into a human, charging towards Thaidakar.
  15. NameIess
    *chortles with the power of infinite cosmos*
  16. NameIess
    *chortles even louder than the loudest*
  17. NameIess
    *chortles louder*
  18. NameIess
    "I don't remember. Wasn't part of it."
  19. NameIess
    "He's a person. Got created in a war a while back. Doesn't like Narrators much."
  20. NameIess
    Fine. *Chortles*
  21. NameIess
    "Okay. Well, how about we go find 655, then figure out exactly why he's connected to you. If that doesn't work, maybe we can look for other pieces of your soul?"
  22. NameIess
    Great! What other theological doctrines do we have?
  23. NameIess
    Hm. Alright. In that case, "I Nameless, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism."
  24. NameIess
    But what if I steal them?
  25. NameIess
    If one person tried to do it, they'd probably get muted temporarily. Can mods remove pinging capabilities from people? If so then that too. Might get banned if they kept doing it for long enough.
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