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  1. NameIess
    Good news everyone! I've started large-scale production of my chorffles! Soon we'll be ready to ship these things to every corner of the multiverse!
  2. NameIess
    Lard passed the time by telling Rep the story of how his brother Barath had died.
  3. NameIess
    "Fine. I'll wait."
  4. NameIess
    Rep smiled. "Not until you pay up. You owe me a new body." "Right, right." Moni pulled out her pen and wrote. Moni and the survey were transported to 655.
  5. NameIess
    "Alright. Can you summon 655? Or tell me where he is?"
  6. NameIess
    "Impressive." Rep's own hand was also a royal flush. "Looks like I win."
  7. NameIess
    Rep shrugged. "Fine." He laid out his hand.
  8. NameIess
    Lard folded.
  9. NameIess
    Rep smiled smugly. "All in."
  10. NameIess
    Excellent. I'll run out of ingredients soon, but I should be able to get a few batches done before then.
  11. NameIess
    Lard sat down across from Rep. "Who deals?"
  12. NameIess
    Rep glared at Lard. "Oh. It's you. Just my luck. Sure Thaidakar, I'll pay poker."
  13. NameIess
    The Blade passed straight through Rep, who was quite shocked to have been spotted.
  14. NameIess
    "That's good. So you don't need my help with that bounty hunter behind you?"
  15. NameIess
    "Really? What assurances are those? If you need some self-defense tips, my brother Kani is great at that sort of thing. He was a real master of combat."
  16. NameIess
    "Uh, kill you again?"
  17. NameIess
    Indeed. Where's the kitchen?
  18. NameIess
    Yes. the numbing agent also helps keep those who eat my waffles from discovering the secret ingredients.
  19. NameIess
    "So what if he's stupid? He can kill a Narrator with that thing no matter how stupid he is."
  20. NameIess
    *chortles* indeed. My 'juice' is actually a potent numbing agent, to dull the taste.
  21. NameIess
    Speaking of chortle juice, you must drink a special juice in order to prepare your palate for the waffles, else they overwhelm your tastebuds with pure chortleness.
  22. NameIess
    "Oh. Wow. Barath's really freaking out about the fact that someone has a Mordite sword. Dang. That thing could kill a Narrator? Why aren't you worried about this?"
  23. NameIess
    "Seriously. Barath fought withergeists for more than a hundred pages, and he never saw mordite. Where'd you get that from?"
  24. NameIess
    Yes, well. I need some special ingredients. Some non-standard ones.
  25. NameIess
    Excellent! I'll need some ingredients for my waffles. Can I have the rights to requisition them?
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